Beefster Report

Those little bastards!                Let's take a break from all the rants for a while and delve into something more childhood related of mine, and what is (sadly) the most least talked about fanbase on the entire planet. Yes you heard me, I am going to talk about U.B. Funkeys, a game that I grew up with!                As early as I can recall, I remember sitting down on the floor in my early years of my kiddy life, when it was filled to the max with Hot Wheels toys, buncha broken lego sets that I stupidly took apart, and other misc toy crap that you spent $5 for at your local garage sale, all laid across the floor as I feasted my eyes upon the TV screen. I remember that day, along with seeing that Kirby commercial (probably introduced me to the franchise), was a commercial that stuck out like a sore fucking thumb. Now this is debatable because I was later (for real) introduced to these little fellas through something else, so I don't know what came first, the chicken

That bald headed, Caillou, Lex Luthor, looking bitch!!!             It was the spring of 2015, my family and I were binge watching the Hobbit movies, and I do have to say, CGI aside, they were the most fun movies I've ever watched with anyone! An Unexpected Journey is my most favorite of the three, and if I were to rank them from best to mediocre, I would say it in a chronological stand point.               When I finished the first hobbit movie, a burst of energy has flown through me, as if millions of horses were flowing through my veins, constructing encouragement and enthusiasm to finish my novel (It's secret), since my first time watching the Lord of the Rings movies, nostalgia came back to me at full force.                Instantly, I'd began googling elements on the web as reference to my secret novel project I was writing, it was supposed to be inspired by Lord of the Rings and Harry Potter, and that's when this thing came into the picture.