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Hello, welcome to Beefer Report. In case you're a fucking normie and decided to stop by this site and wondered what the fuck this site is all about, this is a blog dedicated to rants of my personal life and also misc. shit, but mostly rants.

This blog is not for a faint of fucking heart, if you're a fucking pussy, or a fucking cumdumpster whore and a special snowflake, this site isn't for you. This site is about me and by me motherfucker. I can say whatever the fuck I want, whenever I want. The world did me so much wrong in my life and treated me like shit, so I can be a piece of shit too. If you're offended by the blogs that I make, then I did my fucking job.

I cover rants about my personal grievances, and the corruption in this world. From egotistical groups of fucking people, to fucking pretentious cunts like "musicians", I don't give a fucking shit if I offend them or not. I'll even step on their fucking shoe and piss on their grave if I can, because if I find someone that's a piece of shit, and nobody talks about it, I will. If nobody stands up and continues being a fucking soy milk drinking fucking cuck, then I will. I'm not a cuck like I used to be. 

For years, I have been nothing but a pushover, the type of person who didn't say anything and didn't have the balls to do anything in general, always the forgettable type who sat back like a fucking cuck, and just took the dick in the ass. I have been told to keep my mouth shut in places and moments where it should've stayed opened, having the ability to freely express my opinion and my beliefs. I began to realize how double standards can be a bitch, and how other people can do that "thing", but when I do that, "thing", i'm apparently Hitler incarnate, i'm apparently the fucking Anti-Christ. It wasn't until recently that I've learned that I've been nothing more than a fucking coward, and that I should've been more assertive; I should be more assertive, so I decided to stand up for myself and take up for not only my right to live like everyone else, but everyone else's rights as well; and that all starts with the fucking internet. 

The internet is full of assholes, and it goes to show that the the world is full of fucking assholes. I've been to countless websites in the past, where people are just downright fucking rude. Downright pieces of fucking shit, just pieces of fucking human trash, and these cucks, these askers would just sit back and do absolutely fucking nothing! Do you think i'm going to let that slide? No, i'm not like that, if I come across a website and someone is being a piece of shit like this to these fucking helpless people, then I will fucking take the time to sign up and give these cunts a piece of my mind. If I get banned because of those actions, then so be it, at least I've got my point across; if someone has a problem with that, well this site was named "Beefster Report" for a reason...

I'm not going to be fucking politically correct here, fuck political correctness, if i'm being honest, i'm going to be fucking honest with you 100%, not 99%, not 99.9%, not 99.99%, fucking 100%. If I have something that needs to be said and no one else is saying it, because they're too much of a fucking cuck to do so; then I will say it. If you have something that needs to be said that no one wants to hear, then keep it to your fucking self, because all i'm going to do is tell you not to let the door hit your ass on the way out. This isn't a man crying over spilled milk, this is a man who wants to be treated like everyone else, and this site's purpose is to serve as a platform for those other "men", to share their feelings as well; as well as with their frustrations in life, the world, and the world wide web!

This is who I am. This is who I should've been. This is Beefer Daily, the latest and daily dose of internet stupidity. 

If you can't accept that, then get the fuck out you fucking normie, and don't let the door hit you on the fucking ass.


Yours and Only, Truly,     







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