Beefster Report

Alas, I am back after watching that so-called long awaited E3 that everyone has been fucking raving about... "A New Nintendo Switch Pro announcement" they said, "New games" they said, and of course, because of that experience from watching the trailer, you can already tell from the title of this blog post, do you honestly think there were any redeeming factors in this entire direct? Nope, not a single fucking one... As expected, the presentation was shit, chalk full of mediocre games that no one gives a fuck about, and a mediocre lineup of games to come, plaguing the eShop. As I sat at my seat, mourning over the loss of Iwata and how much greater this entire generation of Nintendo could've been, I was browsing on eBay for some DS game lot listings, just so I could play all the games that I missed out as a child. I didn't care if it was piracy if I got the r4 cards. Because Nintendo's neglect for putting these beloved cherished games on the system was too

You know… Honestly… There was one thing that I have held onto for so many years, that one particular thing that I had a very, very, very little ounce of respect for out of the pure fucking hatred for that little national island that is known as Japan. And that company was Nintendo. As much as I hate Japan and still hate them to this fucking day and wish mass genocide for the fucking people who inhabit it, going even as far as to boycotting majority of their products, Nintendo was the only company that I truly had respect and love for, as it was a seed that had been rooted in my heart ever since early childhood.  I'll admit... Until now, I was a huge Nintendo fan. I fucking loved them as a company. I used to buy their products, and everyday I used to play them religiously. I remember when I was 7 years old, when I grew up with flash games back then (Newgrounds, etc.), one of my parents told me about Super Mario. I was wondering who Super Mario was, as I have never heard of that