Beefster Report

Playing these games again gave me an idea that I haven’t threaded on in a long time, and I know what you might be thinking, how could these set of flash games, possibly be enough to convince me to start developing games again? Well, the answer is nostalgia! And the fact that I grew up with Game Maker, I decided to give GMS2 another shot again, and make my dream game as usual, Insect Mashers! As I was in college at the time, I was being pressured by my parents, asking me what career I wanted to take, and I was really stupid at the time for saying this, as I didn’t think about the future and plan ahead, so I just instantly told them that I wanted to take a career in programming. They literally asked me if I’m sure and I said yes, being oblivious to the upcoming cancer that’s about to come. I don’t know why I just vaguely decided to go along with this option as programming can be hard, and can take years of work to get all the kinks out.  So, after I decided to finally follow my futur...

Moving on, the day finally came, it was March 15, and I was so happy to buy this game. Going to my local Walmart at around 12 in the afternoon, I walked in, immediately rushed towards the video game section, asked the man to unlock the glass case holding all those games and here it was… Kirby Star Allies… The clerk even told me that they just got the game in today and I could already see that. I was not surprised to see that not too many people bought the game on release date, as you would think people would start scalping the game as it soon released, but knowing the state that I live in, I’m guessing not too many normies are into Kirby, so it’s understandable.  I remember being so fucking excited, just as much as I first got my Nintendo Switch, I was hugging the thing on the way home and then I rushed to my room, and plugged the game in on my dusty Nintendo Switch as the games for the thing are so fucking expensive, and then popped up on my screen was Kirby Star Allies! I started...