So, after I decided to finally follow my future career, I began to start development for the game for the umpteenth time; for Insect Mashers, creating the umpteenth prototype that is surely destined NOT to fail. I began to relearn everything that I learned that previous year, reapplying my knowledge, and granted, I still didn’t know what the fuck a variable was, I didn’t give a shit, I just decided to see if Game Maker would be nice to me this time rather than before. Sadly, it was the latter, once again… I was at my computer, typing the collision code for the player for the millionth time into the game and then? The player fell through the block. Like I said, starting out and seeing this happen for the first time, I began to start playing a guessing game, rearranging the code, typing more “IF” statements, hoping that something will stick, and still, as usual, it fell through the block. I even went online, and read on forums, and they said to check the collision mask, but still, no luck.
Of course, as usual, I got frustrated, so I basically stopped for that day, and just went back to whatever things I was doing leisurely at the time. College was right around the corner, and being excited for my first programming class, I began to prepare for what was about to come. I was crunching really hard for the upcoming days, and I was so excited to go to class because, at least I get to have a live teacher that would help me with my struggles in programming and what I should do to get better. I started reading all the Game Maker books that I have in my possession and I decided to do a crash course study on it, in preparation for the class. Then the day, finally came… The first day of class.
I remember, walking anxiously to the classroom, looking at my room number, wondering where I should go and what room I should be in. Finally, I approached a hallway full of nerdy looking guys leaning as they were talking about their favorite video games, what hardware they have and everything. I knew I was at the right place, because there were other people who were just as interested as I was, most of them talking about what video game they wanted to make, one of them even holding what I believe to be a PSP or a Nintendo 3DS in his hand. I was sitting in the hallway, excited, waiting for the moment that class is finally going to start. Everything was fine, I had prepped the day before this moment, book in hand, anticipating what my teacher was going to be, and then it hit me… My worst fears began to eat at me from the inside as I began to wonder the worst case scenario... “Is my teacher going to be another female?”,I wondered, anxiously...
You, see, if you didn’t know, I have had bad experiences with female teachers. All of the teachers that I was under who were female always treated me like shit, but yet they fucking treat their kind better than me, because apparently I’m not a “wamen”. One female teacher in the past that I had, scolded me and insulted my intelligence by asking what level of education I was, ALL BECAUSE I ASKED HER TO REPEAT A FUCKING STEP FOR A PRACTICE EXERCISE, SHE WANTED US TO FUCKING DO! Another female teacher that I had treated all the other female students (because I was the only male in that class) respectfully while with me, she gave me a shitty attitude.
I was clenching my books, thinking in the back of my mind that I didn’t want to go through this, and I was fucking crossing my fingers so fucking hard at that moment. My heart began to race, I felt like an invisible force was holding a gun to my head, and as time moved on, it moved slowly too, the world began to slow down, thinking about the worst case scenario. After the 50th plea to God and Heaven above, in walked a teacher with the biggest fucking titties I’ve ever seen, I’m not kidding, she literally looked like Shmi Skywalker from Star Wars: Episode I – The Phantom Menace, but with big tits. As she walked through the corridor, greeting everyone to the side of her, she approached the door where I was standing, as she unlocked the door and walked away. I breathed a sigh of relief, realizing that it was just a worker at the college, and this normally happens, where people can go inside the classroom early as we wait for the real teacher to come in.
I chose the usual, the backseat of the entire classroom (hey, it’s privacy you know) as I began to pull up the usual Google Chrome and go in Incognito Mode to kill whatever time that’s left before class starts. As I was sitting in the backseat, in came the same teacher again, fully announcing herself to the class that she’ll be our teacher throughout the semester. I nearly spat out my drink mentally, as I can’t believe what I’m fucking hearing. The one time I didn’t want it to be true, there it was, in front of my eyes, a fucking cow with a cunt between our legs teaching the fucking classroom. I was in disbelief. I’m serious, I was sitting in the back of the classroom, dumbfounded by what I just heard! You know how in the cartoon, where the character would turn white, purely shaking in pure dumbfoundedness over what they just heard, what stupidity that they have just witnessed? That was fucking me. I felt like all the color had been drained from head to toe, as I sat in that very chair, in that very room.
I first thought to myself that I must’ve misheard, surely she must’ve meant to say “substitute” teacher! There is no way, I’m being a victim to another cunt in the fucking classroom. Overtime, I began to have racing thoughts, degrees varying from shock and confusion, to straight up fucking suicide. Of course, I began to rule that out, stating in the back of my head, “Surely, this teacher is not as bad as the other ones, right?”. As time will tell, I was sitting in my chair, in pure fucking disgust.
She was everything I thought every other wamen teacher would be… She was bossy, whiny, manipulative and longwinded, and when I say longwinded, I MEAN LONG FUCKING WINDED! And you may ask,
“Well, you should’ve known it was a female, because it’s right there in the information paper for the upcoming class, where it lists the teacher’s name.”
Well, I checked the paper beforehand, thinking that it was a male teacher, because she had the most outlandish fucking name that I’ve never heard of in my entire life. Like literally, I began to think at first that he’s just a foreigner teaching our class, which I don’t mind, because I was fucking desperate, I literally would rather have anyone to teach this class than a fucking woman. I never thought that such an outlandish name would result in a fucking big titted whore AND she’s white on top of that! You would think any other female would have Mary or Bethany as her name, but her name was so outlandish, I didn’t even know if she was a female or not. And if there’s any woman I hate more than any other woman in the fucking world, it’s white women, especially the fucking American white women! They are the most selfish, self-centered, narcissistic, rebellious, and self-entitled people that I’ve ever met in my fucking life, trust me, most of the people who mistreated me happen to line up with those categories. The one group of women that I actually respect is Asian women, because at least they are very respectable and kind, and they’re not fucking manipulative like fucking American women are.
Literally, the first TWO HOURS! TWO FUCKING HOURS of the fucking class is just her fucking rambling on about her personal life. You know that scene in Pulp Fiction where Marcellus Wallace was talking with Butch at this bar. You know that scene where right after, Vincent’s character walks in and starts talking with butch, saying something about, "I ain't your friend palooka", and butch has this dumbfounded look on his face, just giving that, “what the fuck did you just say to me”, type face; well that was me, and it wasn’t her boobs, but morely my growing hatred and anger for what had just unfolded before me. I never thought that a woman would be smart enough to teach a fucking class full of people who aspire to become great programmers, a field that’s mostly dominated by men, and a woman is teaching the fucking class this time. It had been official in my head, that woman are ruining the industry, they are taking over every fucking industry that was once dominated by men, and it had been tarnished, and crucified by these group of people.
So, I began to give her a chance, but every minute passed by, I wanted to fucking die. Literally, in my head, I never wanted to kill myself so much, to the point where I’d began to glance at the next class over (the walls were transparent for some reason) and wish I was in that fucking class instead of this one! She literally started rambling on, I’M NOT KIDDING! Fucking class started at six in the fucking evening, and she began to ramble for fucking two hours! TWO FUCKING HOURS! She mostly fucking ranted about how students began to not pay attention or they wouldn’t show up to class because they’re just there for no reason, and also she began to criticize how they would not bring notebooks in and she would literally just feel pity for them, and here I’m thinking that maybe the reason why they don’t show up at your class or not pay attention IS BECAUSE YOU’RE FUCKING RAMBLING AND RANTING FOR TWO FUCKING HOURS ABOUT SHIT THAT NOBODY GIVES A FUCK ABOUT! MAYBE THAT’S WHY! BECAUSE YOU’RE TALKING ABOUT FUCKING LIFE STORIES THAT NOBODY GIVES A SHIT ABOUT! She didn’t even go over the book or start up fucking PowerPoint, just her fucking rambling for two hours about how she love programming, how she loves her dog and how she hate the students who’re ignoring her, (which is ironic because you criticize those that didn’t bring any notebooks, there’s no fucking notes to be taken here!) instead of covering the contents of the fucking course!
So, as said before, I still tried to give her a chance. At first, I began to think that maybe she’s a nice, sweet person, and she’s not a fucking asshole like any other teacher that I’ve had previously before. So, finally, if you didn’t excuse yourself from the classroom and hang yourself in the bathroom by then, the fucking exercise for the course finally starts and oh my fucking God, this was one of the fucking worst experiences that I’ve ever had with a fucking teacher, PERIOD! I’ve had shitty teachers in the past, sure whatever, THIS FUCKING INCIDENT RIGHT HERE was fucking pure anal-fucking hell! Like I thought suicide was an option at that point, but no, I began to think about better fucking options. Maybe overdosing would be a better one instead of listening to this bitch.
The exercise was simple. She just wanted us to open the program, mind you, this was 8 PM, when this all started, FUCKING 8 PM! You know, those two hours that you’ve put into ranting, COULD’VE GONE INTO THE FUCKING EXERCISES THEMSELVES YOU DUMBFUCKING BITCH! So, whatever. She told us to start the program and she wanted us to type some code straight out the fucking book. No like, explanation, just write what’s in the book. Okay, sure, as if this teacher wasn’t incompetent enough… So, she told us to do that and then she said if we had any, “questions”, ask her and she’ll help us out. Shortly after saying that, she began to walk towards the back of the room. You know where I’m sitting, because of course, that had to happen right? And this is where things begin to turn sour.
She began to ask all of us who were sitting in the back how things going so far, and then my perception of her began to change a little, maybe she wasn’t that bad as I thought she was… Maybe I can put my differences aside for once. Of course, I was the first one, sitting at the end of the desk, where the middle of the classroom is; parallel to the other side of the classroom. I began to ask her a simple question. Remember, she told us to ask, “questions”, remember? I asked her this question,
“Is learning Java easy if you’ve already learned other programming languages?”
She literally answered with the most unhelpful, short, uninformative, unenergetic, and unenthusiastic response that I’ve ever heard in my entire life…
“If you learned those other languages, then you should have no problem learning this language…”
I began to (stupidly) explain that I use Game Maker Studio and I’m learning how to make games and I just thought that statements and conditions used in GML would be similar to the ones in Java, because I’ve heard stories of people saying that Java is a different breed/animal. She didn’t take my question seriously, of course, because I’m not a “wamen”, and because I’m Roger Hill, and apparently if Roger Hill opens his mouth, he’s the fucking Anti-Christ. Fucking Christ, I swear people hate me in this world… So she began to go to the student sitting next to me, a female, mind you and she asked a question NEARLY IDENTICAL to mine and she fucking started chatted with her, fucking laughing with her, just having a good fucking time, and here I am sitting up here, trying to ask her how to delete a fucking package in Java because the instructions told us to but didn't explain in detail about how to delete it, and she literally didn’t give a shit! She literally started talking to this fucking “wamen” for fucking minutes, 30 fucking minutes to be exact, and not a damn thing had been done! Besides, isn’t she supposed to go around the fucking classroom and check on all the other students? But no, fuck them right?
This went on for 30 fucking minutes and I wanted to believe that what she said wasn’t real. She did not just fucking cold shoulder me like that! And then reality sets in, just like all the other female teachers that I had in the past, this teacher had just been added to my collection of awful female teachers that I've encountered throughout my curriculum… I can’t believe I had to go through this, I couldn’t even stop her either, because you wanna know what’s really interesting? THEY STARTED TALKING ABOUT FUCKING SPORTS! I’M NOT FUCKING KIDDING, LIKE THEY STARTED TALKING ABOUT THE FUCKING ARIZONA CARDINALS AND THE FUCKING SAN FRANCISCO 49ERS, WHAT THE FUCK IS GOING ON!??? IT GOT TO THE FUCKING POINT WHERE THEY STOPPED TALKING ABOUT FUCKING PROGRAMMING!!! FOR 10 FUCKING MINUTES! ARE YOU FUCKING KIDDING ME!? IS THIS A DREAM! AM I IN A FUCKING NIGHTMARE!? When they started talking about that, realizing that they’re not giving a shit about the stake at hand, I began to fucking lose respect for her instantly. I got up out of my chair, and I wanted to say, fuck this class, but I’ll get in trouble for that sadly, and I stormed out the fucking classroom. If she doesn’t give a shit about me, then why should I give a shit about this fucking subject altogether.
It was around 8:35 PM, I was sitting in the lounge room, waiting for my dad to come pick me up, and I remember just feeling hopeless. I already had a shitty fucking year as it is, and I just can’t take it anymore… I’m dead fucking serious, I wanted to commit suicide. Not only had my dream of becoming a game programmer have been crushed, but women had officially ruined not only programming, but the gaming industry as a whole. What was once a BEAUTIFUL medium full of wonderful ideas, dominated by men and greatly contributed to it, has been horribly deflowered. Those fucking feminine hands touched that medium and molested it, raped it, and killed it. It’s fucking dead. Programming to me was fucking dead…
When I got home, I told the story, and of course my parents didn’t believe me, they just think I’m imagining things, because of course, it’s always the parents that think imagination is the thing to believe in… Eventually, I would convince my parents to drop the course for me and they did. I was no longer enrolled in the class under that teacher, and good fucking riddance… Even though it was a lose-lose situation, it was bittersweet one at that… I’ll never forget what just happened to me in that fucking classroom… However, hope is not over yet, as my bipolar mind would began to swing back and forth like a pendulum, once again, further giving the video game community a chance only to have a shitstorm to come upon that…
It’s now 2020, a new decade had just arrived. A decade which I hope would be a revolutionary one. I began to reflect back on all the things, which I stand for and all my inspirations that followed. I have built up a phantom legacy for myself, further thanking Nintendo for inspiring me to become a game developer. I began to reflect back on how their games inspired everything that I’ve done in my life. The creation of my forum, the very first game that I made Skulls and Bones, and then finally, my then mascots that would’ve yet to become a reality… While I still didn’t have any interest in video games at the time, like I said, I’ve focused more towards indie films, I still had to retake the class that I had dropped as I was enrolled in some sort of certification.
It was January 24th, the day that my class would finally start… My new programming teacher would finally arrive. Is this the class that would redeem itself? Is this the class that will win back my respect? Well first of all, for once the teacher wasn’t a female this time, and is actually male! I for one was happy, because usually I’ve had the best experiences with male teachers as they were very kind and very helpful! Hell, one of my male teachers were so nice, he even offered to help me on one of my homeworks! So, thinking the same, I began to invest faith into the class once again, hoping that it would make up for all the fuckups that I’ve had to put up with in the previous class.
Well, before I give this guy a nice roasting, let me start out and say that this guy literally looked like a Mexican version of J.J. Abrams, and had the voice of fucking Ray Liotta. At times he even sounded like a fucking asshole, and I thought to myself, “Oh, he’s gonna be one of those teachers, isn’t he…”. I couldn’t complain though, because I did say that I’m at least happy that the teacher was male, and that this class was smooth sailing, and there was not a single problem at all…
So, first of all, let me get the elephant in the room out the way. I arrived 20 minutes before my supposed class was to start and I walked in to make sure that it was the correct room that I’m supposed to be stationed in. I ask the teacher kindly and of course, it’s another fucking female as usual, it’s not like I’ve seen those fucking maggots roaming around God’s green Earth as it is. I politely asked her if this is the class before my programming class, as I wanted to make sure I was at the right place, as it’s understandable, you don’t want to be late because of penalties and things like that. She literally replied and said, yes, and then told me to “get out of her classroom”. First of all, I wouldn’t have mind that answer, however, when she told me to, fucking get out of her classroom, I was on fucking edge. Like, I wanted to punch this bitch in the fucking face! At this point my blood was boiling, and it was the angriest I’ve ever fucking been, I wanted to fucking waste everyone at the fucking school, no fucking lie, I literally felt like wasting everyone there at that moment.
Again, at the moment, I was a fucking pushover cuck once again, just not saying anything, standing in the hallway, feeling like an idiot. It’s like my anxiety holds a gun to my head, not wanting to say anything, my face being frozen in an emotionless void, but the inside of me wants to just fucking lash out at this fucking bitch, literally, that incident alone pissed me off the entire day. It goes to show, that every time I’m nice to someone, in return I get treated like fucking shit, it’s fucking bullshit. As every minute that passed, leading up to the promised schedule for the classroom, I was a frozen pole, standing in silence, as the wind from passers, by; brushed against my clothes. The pure emotion of rage contrasted with the laughter and joy of people around me. My raged filled blood began to slowly elevate, every sound that was made, every step that walked past me, it was all unaffecting, as I stood out like a pale white owl, against the flock of black crows, the passing of every second, every minute; challenging me. At any moment, I could just fucking explode.
And then I’d come back to my senses, class had finally started. As I walked into the classroom, there he was, my teacher. I remember at least breathing a sense of fresh air, since it was way better than that fucking whiny bitch of a teacher that I had before. I sat at the back of the classroom as usual, and granted the fact that my teacher was male; was a huge sigh of relief for me, I still couldn’t shake the feeling that I had just been told off by a teacher. I felt angry and violated; my teacher began to introduce himself, and for the sake of anonymity, I’ll just call him “P”. So, P wanted us to have the book for the course by next class as this was an introductory class. The book was available in either print or digital, I obviously chose digital since, well, why the fuck would you want to read the entire physical book just to find a word you’re looking for, where instead you can just search it up or CTRL + F it to find what you’re looking for.
Okay, so where do I even begin with this guy? Well, first of all, this guy is the fucking most picky, most pristine, most orderly person that I’ve ever had as a fucking teacher in my life. Now, while I understand that strict teachers are there to keep the class in order, and that’s fine and all, but this guy had to be the most fucking penalize happy person in existence! Literally, every single mistake that you make, even if it’s fucking minor will get you penalized in a heartbeat. I felt like I was in a fascist classroom where if you get out of line, they take you out back and execute you, that’s how fucking strict this guy was and he would have a gun to everyone’s fucking heads to make sure everything had to be PIXEL perfect!
Another thing about this teacher is that this guy is a fucking idiot, and can be very demanding! Seriously! I remember him saying one day that he had homework for us to do, okay, that’s expected, but in return, he wanted us to read every fucking fine print that was on our canvas. I’m not fucking kidding, like literally, there were fucking PDF’s up the fucking ass, and he wanted us to read every single one of them. He was so fucking demanding to the point where it felt like he was playing a fucking game with us! Like for example, he asked us to read like literally 12 fucking PDF files and all of them are just useless fucking shit! Half of them are links to fucking YouTube tutorials and I’m like, why the fuck do you need to send us links to tutorials when we can already do it ourselves? Does he think we’re fucking retarded or something?!
Like I said before, this guy is very fucking demanding! Is this a fucking homework assignment or a fucking EULA (End User License Agreement)? Literally, he asked us to read a fucking five page document, some of them stating the obvious about breaking the rules and what the consequences would be, and others were just flat out ridiculous! Like if you miss class, even if it’s at a fucking family funeral, you get fucking 50 points off, how fucking fair is that for you to fucking take points off of someone just because they couldn’t show up at class for a funeral? It’s like I’m reading a fucking FBI document or something, it’s fucking absurd.
Oh, but you thought that was bad, okay. So, the homework for these classes are simple, and the best part? The deadlines are around 2-3 weeks apart, so that’s good because it gives you enough time to relax and enjoy yourself? Right? However, this fucking guy is so retarded, that he thinks that you have to be fucking pin-point precise with every answer to every question and he constantly reminded us to just do what the book says? Like why does it fucking matter? All other classes, the teachers are usually lenient with this and lets you express your creativity, why do you have to implement these fucking draconian, fascist laws in place over a fucking PROGRAMMING EXERCISE!? And like I said, this guy was fucking penalize happy. He said the usual that he liked taking 50 points off assignments because their fucking dick measurement was FUCKING 1 CENTIMETER OFF, THAT’S HOW FUCKING PRISTINE THIS FUCKING GUY IS!
Also, another thing that this guy would do is that he would fucking add extra unnecessary assignments to the questions in the book, just for the fucking sake of adding them. For example, like there would be an exercise problem in the book and for no fucking reason the teacher would say something like ignore steps 5 and 6, and do three fucking cartwheels around the room and jump on the table and say three hail Mary’s, and if you don’t do it, you get fucking penalized, EVEN IF YOU FOLLOWED THE STEPS IN THE BOOK, TECHNICALLY YOU WOULD THINK YOU DID IT RIGHT, BECAUSE IRONICALLY HE SAID, “JUST DO AS THE BOOK SAYS”, BUT NO, HE WOULD STILL TAKE FUCKING POINTS OFF BECAUSE OF THAT!? WHAT KIND OF BACKWARDS ASS BULLSHIT KIND OF FUCKING RULE IS THAT? WHY DO YOU HAVE TO FUCKING DO THAT? IS THIS A FUCKING GAME?
This fucking homework system that this guy had set up was so complicated that he had to FUCKING MAKE A FUCKING VIDEO ON HOW TO SUBMIT A HOMEWORK, A FUCKING VIDEO! Why? Because he claimed that the students didn’t understand how to submit their homeworks to the teacher. Gee, I fucking wonder why? Maybe if you didn’t write a fucking EULA long syllabus, with fucking FBI level warnings of penalties, and just made it fucking simple by just uploading the fucking file, then go along with your fucking day, jack off your dick, eat nachos, do whatever, and we’re cool! Right? But no, instead it has to be this fucking convoluted fucking mess! And he fucking forces you to fucking do everything in the fucking canvas, holding a fucking gun to your head, all the while doing so! Unlike other teachers that are very lenient, saying, to just do what you can and just submit the homework, that’s all it matters, no, fuck all that, this fucking teacher decides to fucking go Hitler on your ass, if you miss FUCKING ONE! ONE FUCKING CANVAS ASSIGNMENT, and it’s as trivial as watching a fucking YouTube tutorial or looking up a fucking Wikipedia page, then fuck you, you get 50 points taken off your grade...
As you can tell, I’m really pissed off as I’m typing this, and you might be thinking, damn, what did this guy do to you? Well, this is just the fucking beginning, this fucking embarrassment of a fucking human being, this fucking deflated bag of flesh, J.J. Abrams look alike, is the most unfair, biased person that I’ve ever met in my entire fucking life. So, let’s just get right into it. So, our homework was very simple, but here’s the catch. Just like I mentioned earlier, this guy is a very fucking picky cunt, he’ll find every single fucking thing that’s wrong with your project, the most minor thing he can find, and still take points off of every project that you submit, and I’ll get right to that in just a minute, but for now I’m just warming up.
Our homework was simple. Write a program in Java that prints the syntax, “Hello World”. Simple enough right? Fucking wrong! This fucking guy is so picky and I haven’t used Java in a longtime, so I don’t have a clue as to how the interface works, but this guy had a fucking prejudice towards certain file formats, and for some reason that fucking sets him off, like he literally goes REEEEEEE if you send him a certain format, like as if that fucking format killed his family or something, that’s how fucking up the wall it can be, and you want to fucking know how unforgiving this fucking cunt is? He would literally say that if you send the wrong file, EVEN BY ACCIDENT, you get fucking 50 POINTS! 50 FUCKING POINTS TAKEN OFF FOR A FUCKING MISTAKE! And he even said that the file names are the same as the other file that you have just saved, except they have different formats. So, if that’s the fucking case, why fucking take points off for sending the fucking wrong file by accident? What kind of cruel person would fucking do that, why would you fucking do that? It’s a fucking mistake! Even if you took your fucking time, as if he hasn’t dehumanized the students enough, to do everything fucking right, dot your I’s and cross your T’s, he’ll still take 50 points off, all because you didn’t submit the right fucking file, THIS IS FUCKING BULLSHIT!
Now granted, I’m not saying I was a victim to this, in fact my first assignment went over just fine, but can you imagine if somebody else made a fucking minor mistake like that? 50 POINTS! WHY FUCKING 50? WHY NOT LIKE ATLEAST 10 POINTS? OR 5 POINTS OFF? Why not be understanding and just say, "Oh you submitted the wrong file there, can you resubmit it", and just leave it at that? Also, another thing about his incompetency is the fact that he asked us to install a certain version of Java. That’s fucking correct. I know the book used a certain version of Java, but it should still be up to date with current versions of that language. He fucking asked us to install a certain fucking version of Java, an outdated one on top of that, via a fucking fishy link which led us to a fucking shitty looking HTML page with a mirror link to download the fucking version. He said that any other fucking version will make you lose points as well. I notice a fucking pattern here, this fucking guy just seems to be fucking obsessed with fucking deducting fucking points off of people’s fucking work over fucking trivial shit! Literally, half of these fucking reasons to deduct points off are fucking invalid! Like, it’s so fucking minor, why do you fucking care?
So okay, fine, I submitted the fucking homework to Mexican Hitler over here and he was fucking happy because the fucking penis was the same length that he wanted it to be. Homework 2 however is when this guy decides to go full on out fucking Caligula on our asses, and there’s no fucking around, this is when fucking shit hit the fan, this is the pure fucking meat of the entire story. So, second homework is here, and he wanted us to jump right into programming a calculator that would calculate the total money via syntax return, that have been received at a brick and mortar store. He said in the instructions as always, to follow the book and then this is when he started adding his own fucking rules to the equation. First of all, if you’re the teacher, and you’re teaching a class and you want your student to do the exercises, wouldn’t you want your students to do what the book intended for you to do it in, not fucking put your own fucking twist on it and making the students jump through fucking hoops? Also, if that’s the case, wouldn’t that also be an insult to the Author that wrote the book, because what you’re doing is fucking taking that book, and just pissing on it. Now mind you, he didn’t write this book, the person who wrote this book is, of course, that fucking bitch that taught last semester, but still, even if you were to do that, isn’t that an insult?
So anyways, he asked us to do it just exactly like what is shown in the book, and then he asked us to type in a custom comment at the top of the script (this is so fucking stupid) in a certain way, and put your name, the date, the fucking day is was written in, and the fucking time, the fucking second, and the fucking millisecond, and the fucking nanosecond. And then he asked us, after writing the calculator program, to put a break (n/), and add some extra unnecessary sentences about “I love cheese”, or whatever the fuck it was, making the fucking process even more fucking confusing.
Okay, so alright, now into the meat. So, I did the homework like he said, and I literally, fucking did what he told me to do. He said follow the book, then follow the modified instructions that he pointlessly implemented in the assignment as well. I did just that, I read the instructions, and step by step, word for fucking word, I typed down the code in a specific order, just like the book had instructed me to, I typed down the string for the syntax to be displayed at the bottom, and I typed in the fucking break (n/) and add in the fucking sentence, I don’t fucking remember what it was, I like eating burritos? Who knows?
So, after doing all of that, everything calculated correctly, exactly like the fucking book, and then the additional instructions that the instructor had put in as well, everything was exactly like the fucking book. I double checked my work for 45 fucking minutes, literally, step by step, testing to see if the code would work, and I finally submitted the fucking assignment to the canvas, waiting for it to finally be reviewed by the teacher at last. Fingers crossed, I remember fucking sweating after that incident as if I just poked the hornet’s nest. I even went back to the program shortly after and tested everything out, just to see if it’s still working, and of course, I compared my work to the instructions and the answers line up, the end, right?
Well, it was finally deadline day, and assumingly the teacher must’ve graded my work by now. I remember my heart racing, wondering what my grade was going to be, after all, I put all my hard work and effort into studying and making sure everything is working correctly, I double checked my work profusely to make sure if there weren’t any errors or mistakes that I have just made. I logged onto my college account and went to my canvas, and then clicked on the course I was currently taking and then under the grades section, I looked over to the grade for my submission, and my jaw dropped to the fucking floor after seeing it… I can’t believe it. I can’t believe this is what we’ve come to as human beings…
I got a score of 65 out of 100, realizing that he took 35 points off my homework, all because I didn’t use the correct format… ARE YOU FUCKING KIDDING ME! ARE YOU MOTHERFUCKING KIDDING ME! THIS FUCKING BURRITO EATING FUCKING WETBACK, FUCKING BEANER, FUCKING SPIC IS FUCKING UPSET OVER A FUCKING FORMAT! ARE YOU FUCKING KIDDING ME, WHAT THE FUCK DID I DO WRONG!? I was fucking thinking to myself, “No, this can’t be! It can’t be!? Surely, I must’ve done something right?”, panicking, I opened up the fucking file that I had just submitted it to, I compared it to the instructions, and everything checks out! Literally, there was nothing wrong! I looked high and low, and noticed that all the numbers matched, the strings are the exact same as what the teacher wanted me to type it out to, and I added the break. Then I noticed something… Are you fucking telling me that I got 35 FUCKING POINTS OFF, BECAUSE I FORGOT TO ADD ANOTHER BREAK TO SPACE IT JUST LIKE THE FUCKING PICTURE? WHAT, SO NOW YOU’RE TAKING FUCKING POINTS OFF FOR MISSING A FUCKING SPACE! IT’S A FUCKING SPACE, LITERALLY ANOTHER FUCKING LINE, YOU MEAN TO TELL ME THAT I GOT 35 FUCKING POINTS TAKEN OFF BECAUSE I DIDN’T CREATE A NEW LINE? WHAT THE FUCKING FUCK IS WRONG WITH THIS MOTHERFUCKER!
I remember being so fucking pissed, I wanted to fucking scream! Like literally, I was in my room and seeing my grade on my computer screen, I wanted to jump through the computer screen and beat this fucking spic up, just punch this fucking burrito eating fucking wetback to oblivion. I can’t believe, I got 35 fucking points taken off my fucking assignment over the fact that I didn’t create a new line for a string via the break! It’s a fucking line! Do you think anybody gives a fuck!? If the fucking numbers match and the syntax is correct, that’s all it fucking matters? All because this fucking spic wanted to play a fucking game with us, just fucking jacking off in our fucking faces, while we work hard, trying aspire to be great people in the fucking future, only instead, to be fucking put down and be fucking humiliated! The fucking teacher was being a fucking DICK! I remember being so fucking pissed, I began to throw things around the fucking room, damn near smashing shit as I went along, as a couple of “FUCKS” were screamed in the process!
I remember sitting at my computer, about to start homework 3, and at that point, I was crying. I was literally fucking crying. Not like “crying”, crying, but I was really emotional at that moment, like tears were almost about to run down my face. If you don’t know, the college that I go to, if you fail a class twice, you can get expelled from the school. I’m not fucking kidding, you can get fucking expelled, and the fact that I was doing so good, getting straight A’s in my other classes, and I’m going to be expelled thanks to this draconian, fascist, spic, was a fucking no-no for me. I couldn’t take it anymore, as usual, I was doing homework 3, reading the chapters and everything and I began to question the outcome of this class entirely. I was afraid that I was going to fail the class, and I didn’t want to have to go through that… I went to my parents for advice, as I couldn’t take the pressure anymore. We had a very lengthy discussion about whether I should be a programmer or not, and after all the hard work that I’ve put into learning about making my game, the hard work I’ve put into these homework assignments, and the fact that the outcome for all of that was nothing but a depressing disappointment, I finally decided to make the move. I decided to drop-out of the enrollment package altogether and just find another career. I’m sorry it was too much for me. I just couldn’t take it anymore.
This teacher was a fucking arrogant cunt. I have never met a fucking teacher so fucking cruel, so fucking unforgiving! Like -35 points for a fucking line, regardless of the fact that the answers were fucking correct and I did it just like the book said, and I got 35 fucking points off because of that. Like seriously! 35 Points? 35 FUCKING POINTS? Like why? Like you’d got to do something really bad in order that get that low of a fucking grade! Like that’s the equivalent of getting 14 out of 40 questions wrong! Do you know how much students value that shit? Do you know how much we value our fucking grades in college? And for you to fucking waste that over something so fucking trivial is fucking insulting! Like you should get fucking sued for doing something this fucking stupid, this fucking asinine, this fucking inane! I’ve had teachers in the past, even my female teachers who were very rude to me, at least gave me a chance! I’ve made fucking big mistakes on my assignments in the past and at most, I’ve had only 10 to 15 points taken off my grade, still being left in the 80’s. Because, according to my school, anything under 60 points is failing, and the fact that my fucking grade was 65 out of 100, that was a fucking D-… Just remember that… I’ve gotten a D- because of a fucking space that I missed in the line of code. This fucking teacher is like North Korea, any fucking move that you make with this guy is like navigating a landmine, you don’t know what the fucking outcome is going to be!
You would think that after the fact that my previous experience with that female teacher was bad? But this is even fucking worse! I feel like a degraded human being from going through this fucking shit! I feel like a fucking subhuman after taking this fucking class! Going through this fucking experience has put a further nail in my coffin for video games and programming in general! As a kid, I used to look up to fucking video games, thinking how fucking awesome it would be to make one, it always sparked a sense of wonder and magic, and I always wanted to see my vision come to life, but after dealing with shitty teacher after shitty teacher, like this is the fucking off-brand version of fucking teachers right here; I have never seen so much incompetence in my fucking life! From a fucking slutty teacher with a fucking cowcunt between her fucking legs who won’t stop bitching about her fucking hair curling up at 3 in the fucking morning, to a fucking burrito eating spic who expects you to measure your dick a certain way, and paint it a certain fucking color, like blue, but no, it has to be a specific fucking blue, like a, greenish, teal blue, and then after you’re done, do fucking five cartwheels, ten jumping jacks, and recite the alphabet backwards from Z to A! This is fucking bullshit! Like why the fuck can’t it be that fucking simple, instead it has to be this fucking convoluted, backwards logic of fucking ass!
And the teacher have the fucking audacity to say that this course is supposed to be open arms to people who want to program but have no experience? What’s so fucking open arms about taking 35 points off, over A FUCKING NEW LINE BREAK FOR A STRING THAT I FORGOT TO PUT IN THE FUCKING CODE? Even without the teacher, if you were to read the book, it’s not that helpful in general, because it’s literally fucking kindergarten level practice exercises!
“Johnny had five apples, but he ate three, how many apples does he have left?”
Like how the fuck is that helpful!? I know it’s supposed to make it simple and this is a book for beginners, but this is seriously fucking kindergarten level shit right here! I feel like a fucking 1st grader, doing these fucking exercises! No professionalism whatsoever! It makes sense, coming from the fact that a “wamen” wrote this fucking book! How is it fucking helpful that you have a fucking practice exercise on writing a fucking mad lib based syntax where the book asks you to type your favorite celebrity and the date of the event to get a certain outcome? And this isn’t just one problem, there are dozens throughout the book, asking you to do pointless exercises that no one gives a shit about! And this teacher is going to say that this book is guarantee, going to help beginners get into programming? No, this is just a fucking perversion of that! This is just as much of a fucking perversion as using a fucking Lego instruction booklet as a source of study in an engineering class! Not helpful, not informative whatsoever, just a huge kiddie-level joke and a waste of my time.
I even went on his fucking about me page on canvas, just to see what fucking planet that this guy comes from and he doesn’t seem to have any fucking background. I fucking kid you not, literally in his fucking bio, it states that he likes partying and loves technology. WHAT KIND OF FUCKING BIOGRAPHY IS THAT? That’s the most fucking vague thing you can put in your fucking bio, wow, way to state the fucking obvious! That’s like viewing a doctor’s biography, and them saying that they love diagnosing people. No background whatsoever, no degree, nothing! Just a fucking fly by night teacher who decided to get all fucking cocky, change the fucking rules, and inject his own rules into fucking exercises, so he can give us a mindfuck and confuse us even more!
And its sad, because I’ve aspired to become a programmer, specifically because of video games. It’s a good field to get into and I’ve also heard, game development aside, you can make lots of money from it as well! Like programmers can get up to a 50k-70k a year salary, and I wanted to become a fucking programmer, because not only because of the money, but because it’s fun and I thought I could make a living off of it! Even with the failed experiences with Game Maker, I still had fun! But when you have fucking incompetent teachers like this fucking asshole right here, it ruins that experience for me, and it makes me not want to be a fucking programmer! To this day, as I’m typing this right now, I still hate programming and I don’t ever want to go through, what I went through with this fucking guy again, and I’m currently looking for another career, all thanks to this dream shattering asshole! Well you know what, fuck programming, fuck video games, and fuck that teacher! I’m fucking done!
There are times over the years, where currently, I would go back now and then to finish what I started, trying to ignore fucking criticism, trying to give them another chance, and maybe I was being biased. Maybe those bad teachers that I had were just a few bad apples that happened to spoil the bunch for me, and maybe I shouldn’t’ve let them do that for me. Then I began to realize that it’s not them that’s the problem, it’s the fucking programming community in fucking general! There were several occasions where I would simply look up questions for Game Maker, as I was trying to learn GML, and the community is full of just unhelpful, rude, impolite, and condescending pieces of fucking shits, that it makes my fucking blood boil. It’s fucking MAL (MyAnimeList) all over again, maybe that’s what I should start calling this phenomena from now on, it’s fucking MAL syndrome, because that’s what majority of the fucking forums that I go to, seem to suffer from. I mean it’s like it’s almost blasphemy now if you ask a question, you get bombarded with downvotes up the fucking ass!
Fucking reddit is the worst offender, and it’s full of nothing but unhelpful people as usual. It’s fucking formulaic and predictable at this fucking point. I clicked on a fucking reddit question in Google, and I got greeted by the fucking following! Zero fucking votes, implying that the fucking question is downvoted as usual, and unhelpful replies with the most vague, rude, and discouraging answers that I have ever seen in my life! Just earlier today, I tried to give Game Maker another chance. I was working on my side-scroller game, right? All I fucking did, was looked up, “How to add full motion video to Game Maker”, because I wanted my game to have fully animated cutscenes. Of course, that faggot site reddit popped up, so I said, “Hmm, I don’t see any other sites pertaining to the question that I have, so reddit seems to be the only one.” I clicked on the fucking search result, and in it, was the nicest fucking question that I can possibly imagine, like you can’t get any nicer than that, all he wanted a genuine answer. He claimed to be a teacher at a game development school, and he was teaching his students Game Maker, and all he asked was how to add full motion video. That’s it, he even ended his fucking question, with, “Thanks!”. After reading all of that, what was the first thing that I fucking see? Zero fucking votes, and two fucking unhelpful, careless, answers.
The first answer asked what the “asker”, was talking about, if he was referring to MP4, MOV, or Flash? You do fucking realize that it says it right there in the fucking title! “Full Motion Video”. Is this a fucking joke, were you fucking drunk when you made that fucking reply? Of course, full motion video would be fucking MP4, because MOV and Flash is uncompressed you stupid, dumb motherfucking cunt! Then he would go on to say, “You do know there are free third-party plugins that you can install, right?”. Well, goddamn, you didn’t have to fucking say it like that, why can’t you just answer the fucking question nicely, instead of giving an irritated, smart-ass reply? And then the second answer just vaguely said that GML doesn’t support full motion video. Wow, thank you very much, you stupid motherfucker. Thank you for the most, vague, most unhelpful, most poorly worded fucking reply ever made. No research put into it, no time into testing if it’s true or not, no proof whatsoever. Instead of saying it like, “I’m sorry, but Game Maker doesn’t support FMV, hopefully when another update rolls out, they’ll implement that feature into the software, I’m looking forward to it as well.”, at least something like that to keep the person company, but no, instead, they have to be a fucking dick about it so they can get their fucking karma points (like the fucking karma whore that they are), by living off of others, by putting people down, because they’re fucking cocksucking, motherfucking, ape-testicled, pieces of motherfucking shit! Fuck reddit!
Sometimes I wish I had the power to fucking snap my fingers, Thanos style, so I can just wipe out every fucking asshole that I’ve come across. I wish I could have the power to give anyone across the screen a fucking heart attack, I am so fucking fed up with fucking humanity! And it’s not just fucking reddit that’s the problem, it’s seems to be fucking programming in general! Like Stack Overflow, or more like Fag Overflow; they fucking downvote your questions to oblivion, because you didn’t ask the fucking right question that tingles their fucking penile senses, so they feel the fucking need to downvote your fucking question! It’s fucking bullshit, and on top of that, they have this fucking elitist mentality. Like what is it with fucking forums and fucking elitist mentality!? Do these fucking people ever look at themselves for one fucking minute and ask themselves whether the answer they’re going to send is going to be appropriate or not? No, instead they have to be a fucking dick about it, because that’s what they are, they’re fucking diarrhea, wet-fart, drooling assholes! Then what’s the point of asking a fucking question, IF YOU CAN’T GET ANY HELPFUL FUCKING ANSWERS, IT SEEMS LIKE THEY’RE JUST JACKING OFF IN YOUR FUCKING FACE! THEY MIGHT AS WELL TELL YOU TO GO FUCK YOURSELF!!!
Literally, Stack Overflow is like fucking North Korea, they have this fucking fascist vibe to them, and they determine how your question should look and if you don’t ask the right question, they fucking downvote your question over something so fucking trivial and simple! These are fucking grown adults mind you! Grown fucking adults! Like what’s fucking wrong with asking a question! What’s wrong with wanting to learn something new! Isn’t that intuitive? Isn’t that the fucking point is to ask questions is to get fucking answers, so you can learn something new? No, instead, they jack off their elitist fucking dick, cumming all over your fucking face, so they can make you their fucking bitch.
Even the fucking tutorials are not any better either! You would think that they would actually, give a shit and explain the best of their ability to fucking teach newcomers how to become a programmer, how to achieve their dream and make the game that they always wanted to make since childhood, but no, instead all the fucking tutorials that I’ve seen is full of people with bad fucking attitudes. Like literally, they have this negative sounding tone in their voices, as if they don’t want to be fucking bothered! Then if you hate your fucking life that much, why do you fucking bother making the tutorial then? Like there were some tutors on YouTube that have that, “Whatever…” or “I don’t care”, mentality to them, combined with the rude, harshness in their voices; and when I hear people word things like that, especially when I want to fucking learn, it turns me off. It fucking kills my fucking learning boner, because I always wanted to make a fucking game since I was 9 years old, because, I thought being a game developer was like magic, the very concept of making your own game in it of itself, felt like magic to me back then, and I wanted to make games myself too. I wanted to become a wizard myself!
It was like Harry Potter, you go to fucking Hogwarts at like 9, 10 years old, and you have a fucking dream. A dream to become the best wizard just like Dumbledore, and that’s the same thing with programming, my dream was to make fun games just like how Nintendo makes their games. I wanted to make gamers have fun and entertain them, innovate and come up with new ideas, just like what Nintendo does, but the more I go into the gaming community, the more I begin to fucking despise them, further, and fucking further! On several occasions, I have been let down, and discouraged by the community, and at one point, I even uninstalled Game Maker Studio 2 and just quit trying to learn how to program altogether, all because of this shit, and I’m like thinking to myself, if the community can’t be helpful and informative for fucking once in their fucking life, then why fucking bother at this point!
I had never been in such a fucking shitstained, semenworthy, cocksucking, analfucking medium in my fucking life, it’s fucking bullshit! From fucking assholes who fight with you because your fucking pixel count doesn’t match their fucking pixel count, like who the fuck cares? Are you God? Who are you to tell me how I should live my fucking life!? Then you have those elitists in the fucking Nintendo community, especially fucking Smash Bros., fighting over which fucking fighter is better, especially faggots who main Fox McCloud, like good for fucking you, I don’t care! Same thing with the Pokémon community, full of fucking self-indulged, self-centered, egotistical, genwunners and faggots who like to bash future generations of Pokémon, and think their's is better! Like, no one gives a fuck! I’m so fucking sick of people who have this fucking mentality where they think their fucking shit is better than your shit, it’s so fucking immature, and it’s a waste of fucking time.
You have bullshit double standards, where these fucking girl gamers, these fucking humanoid cows with clits between their legs on Twitch, get away with murder, because they’re a “wamen”, and that they can get away with it! Like this one cunt who fucking threw her fucking cat over her fucking shoulders, and feed it vodka, and she gets away with it scot-free, but then when fucking guys do it, they get fucking banned from the fucking platform, but of course, this is Twitch we're talking about, which is a fascist platform. Then you have the fucking programming community, especially communities like Game Maker, and Unreal Engine, where it’s full of fucking condescending assholes that criticize you for asking a fucking question! It’s a fucking question! WHAT IS THIS A FUCKING GAME THEN! LIKE ONE OF THOSE, “OH THIS QUESTION HAS BEEN ASKED BEFORE…”, FUCK OFF WITH THAT FUCKING SHIT, AND SUCK MY DICK, I DON’T HAVE TIME FOR THIS FUCKING SHIT!
And it’s not just fucking Game Maker, it’s every other fucking gaming engine in general! I went to fucking Unity, it’s the same thing, I’ve went to fucking Godot, it’s the same fucking thing, same assholes, under a different subject matter. The same fucking negative tone to their fucking voice, and have this “whatever…” and “I don’t care”, personality to them, like they end their sentences on an angry, harsh, emphasized note, and I fucking hate that, I fucking hate it when fucking tutorials do that, it breaks the fucking emersion of what I’m trying to fucking learn and I can’t take it any fucking more. I remember watching a tutorial on Game Maker Studio, and it was done by a fucking 11-year old kid, yeah one of those fucking faggots, and I have never seen a fucking tutor sound so fucking angry in my fucking life. It was a tutorial on how to apply friction to the X value of the player; literally throughout the entire video, he had this fucking angry tone to him, like in his voice, he sounded like he wanted to fucking kill someone, and hearing that turned me off immensely, and then again, I wanted out. Fucking people like these are the reason why I fucking hate humanity, because they kill my mood, and my motivation to do things that I want to do in life, but instead, they have to be this fucking condescending dick, that it makes you want to not do whatever you wanted to do in life! And I’ve been doing this for 10 years, I’ve had many hobbies and interests destroyed because of fucking shit like this, and I can’t take this shit anymore! I’m so sick of this fucking shit!
And you know, it’s fucking sad, because for years, SMBX was one of the main reasons why I wanted to get into game development. Primarily Nintendo in general, but SMBX was a stepping stool for game development to me, and it was a fucking dream come true! I used it as a tool to make my own games, and eventually, over time, I would get so good at it, and you know, I wanted to actually apply that knowledge to making levels in my games, but because the community is full of fucking assholes, with a 10-foot erect, self-righteous wooden dildo shoved so far up their fucking ass, it’s like why fucking bother! Might as well just have them tell you to go suck a fucking dick!
Man, the video game community in general is just full of pieces of fucking shits! It’s bad enough that half of the code I fucking typed in the fucking program doesn’t work most of the fucking time, the fucking programming language is fucking glitchy, the fucking game is rigged with bugs, and when I do get my game to work, it feels mechanical and stiff, nothing feels natural to me. Like, I play Nintendo games, or any other AAA game and they have this professional quality to them, even their New Super Mario Bros. series, the controls feels smooth, it feels professionally made, but in Game Maker, it feel like it’s a cheap flash game or some kind of poorly made fan game. I’ve written code that I swear to God, makes fucking sense on paper, but when I go to run it, I get fucking errors, bugs, and glitches, or the code just doesn’t work over all! And it doesn’t help the fucking fact that if I go to the fucking forums to try to be nice and ask an innocent question, they fucking bash you because apparently, it’s been asked before, then what’s the fucking point of fucking trying then? Like what, is this a fucking game, yeah here’s a fucking game, juggle my fucking testicles, juggle my balls, and get my dick to cum on your fucking face, because fuck you! Man, fuck GML, and fuck Game Maker! Shaun Spalding can suck my dick, HeartBeast can suck my dick, and fucking Beyond Us Games can suck my dick as well, fuck programming, fuck YoYo games, and fuck the person who made this fucking backwards ass, program in the fucking first place, they can all go fuck themselves! Fuck video games, fuck the community, and fuck their industry! 
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