Beefster Report

Moving on, the day finally came, it was March 15, and I was so happy to buy this game. Going to my local Walmart at around 12 in the afternoon, I walked in, immediately rushed towards the video game section, asked the man to unlock the glass case holding all those games and here it was… Kirby Star Allies… The clerk even told me that they just got the game in today and I could already see that. I was not surprised to see that not too many people bought the game on release date, as you would think people would start scalping the game as it soon released, but knowing the state that I live in, I’m guessing not too many normies are into Kirby, so it’s understandable.  I remember being so fucking excited, just as much as I first got my Nintendo Switch, I was hugging the thing on the way home and then I rushed to my room, and plugged the game in on my dusty Nintendo Switch as the games for the thing are so fucking expensive, and then popped up on my screen was Kirby Star Allies! I started...

You know, some people will say that I have infantile tendencies, but now and again I would often revisit my childhood and just glamor over the bygone memories that had come to pass, especially during the 2000s when everything was (might I say it once again) PEACEFUL, and LEGO is one of those memories. I don't know why, but ever since I was a kid, there was something about owning a LEGO set that felt like royalty to me. It was like fucking owning expensive jewelry. From the very good quality plastic, to the very recognizable logo itself, there's something about LEGO, it's very presence, being just a luxury to your time. Even catching a commercial of one of their LEGO sets is a luxury in itself, it was like a fucking shooting star for me. I'd remember very vaguely seeing LEGO sets now and then at flee markets or garage sales, but what really got me into them was YouTube at the time. Yeah, the once respectable site before talentless, cancerous, woke retards came to be, was...