These fucking, street shitting motherfuckers!
I swear to fucking god, if I see one more fucking google result from this fucking site, i'm going to rip my fucking hair out. Every time I type something in google and see this shitty fucking goddamn motherfucking cocksucking donkeydick licking, dickfucker, dick motherfucking fuck fucker piece of fucking shit, my brain cells begins to die slowly, one by fucking one.
Every single fucking time I search something on fucking google or some other fucking search engine, this fucking gay ass fucking site pops up and i'm getting so fucking sick and tired of this fucking site! It's literally everywhere like fucking cancer, and it never stops! It's like shoving a fucking dildo (unknowingly with aids) up your fucking ass, and in the fucking end, you get ten different fucking diseases! Fuck! I've fucking had it. I'm driven to fucking insanity. And I don't care what you motherfucking cunts say about my blog or if you happen to be that one fucking self-righteous, self-centered, pretentious motherfucks who come on here from that shitty ass mother fucking site, i'm fucking tired of seeing this fucking site.
And it all started with a fucking email, don't know where or when, named Quora Digest. Yeah Digest, this site needs to be fucking digested and shitted out its fucking asshole! And it still baffles me to this fucking day how this goddamn fucking site became so fucking popular TO THE FUCKING POINT WHERE YOU SEE MORE FUCKING SEARCH RESULTS FROM THEM, LIKE 3, 4, OR 5 OF THEM ON ONE GODDAMN PAGE, WHILE EVEN YAHOO ANSWERS IS NOWHERE TO BE SEEN! QUORA SHOWS UP MORE THAN FUCKING YAHOO! WHAT THE MOTHERFUCKING FUCK!!!!???
And I fucking snapped, because I've been pushing this fucking rant off, saying to myself,
"Hmm, maybe it's just me, maybe i'm just overthinking things and I'll get over it."
NO I'M NOT FUCKING OVER IT, AND IT'S GETTING WORSE AND WORSE! From sarcastic ass motherfuckers, to fucking essay/novel long fucking answers that makes me pull a Vito Corleone from the fucking Godfather II:
And the sad thing is... Nobody is doing a rant about this shit, I don't know maybe i'm just an insensitive prick or something, but seriously, the people on the site are fucking rude, everyone is fucking pretentious and
fucking boastful pricks. I have never seen a site chock full of fucking people that are so fucking full of themselves, it's goddamn absurd. These fucking pricks clearly never heard of what being a humble human being means, oh but wait, these fucking pricks are too fucking full of themselves; busy being pieces of fucking shit to understand what that even fucking means. Cunts like this guy...
...who likes to bash the person that asks a goddamn fucking question! If you're wondering what the guy asked in the pic above, he said, "Why Are Hollywood Movies So Violent", and then again, answered by some fucking pretentious prick who would go off topic, change the fucking subject, like every other fucking thread on the goddamn site. Instead of answering the fucking question and actually "explaining" why the movies here in this country are fucking violent, instead the fucking respondent takes a fucking 180 with this one and pulls the "lol murica sucks" card, fuck you! These people like to play that reverse psychology shit on people who ask questions, it's insane! This is fucking insane! Like this is something a mentally ill person who has a lot of free time would say!
Oh and of course, as quora likes to fucking thrive on, the fucking answer is by a fucking street shitting curry eating motherfucker, and no, i'm not racist, i'm just fucking pissed by this fucking shit, and i'm not about to fucking back down. I've fucking had it with fucking quora. Typical American hating fucktard who never even watched our fucking movies and just look at our culture from a glance; point, laugh, and say,
"Hahaha, those uncultured losers!"
It just pisses me the fuck off and every time I see this fucking shit, it boils my blood harder and fucking harder to the point where it becomes fucking lava embraced within my fucking skin! Why is it that America is the one country that never gets any fucking respect! And it's mostly touted by these fucking limeys, these fucking jap loving, street shitting loving, brits. Every other country's culture gets respect and they get a fucking pass, but everything that America does? Yeah, fuck them right? RIGHT? FUCK YOU! THIS IS DISCRIMINATION, AND IT IS AN INSULT TO MY COUNTRY AND MY CULTURE! You can sip your fucking tea and shove it up your fucking ass you fucking limey!
So here is a fucking template of basically this reverse psychology shit that these fucking "quorans" (yeah that's an actual fucking name) use on these goddamn questions.
Brilliant right? And then they would (like pictured above) write a fucking novel long fucking post about a FUCKING SIMPLE GODDAMN QUESTION THAT IT ALMOST BECOMES LIKE A FUCKING ENCYCLOPEDIA PAGE! How FUCKING poetic.
Then you have fucking faggots like this guy:
The guy originally asked if DC Comics would be bought by Disney, and even though this guy answered the question and it is true that AT&T would never sell that company to a fucking monopoly that is Disney, he had to be a fucking cunt about it. Okay you motherfucking goose-pussylicking goose fucker, do you think it's okay for a goddamn piece of shit like you to insult a guy for asking a goddamn question? And this is the fucking mentality, the fucking echo-chamber that quora is! These self-entitled, royal crown wearing, self-centered, egotistical, egotesticle fucking sperglords, self set on a pedestal, pieces of motherfucking shit are fucking assholes.
But no, you had to be a fucking dick about it, almost like you're implying that every person who asks a question in general are stupid people, is that what you're fucking saying, you fucking cunt? Pfft, graphic designer. How about this? I'll pay you to do a fucking graphic design of my fucking penis, how about that? And then I'll punch you in the fucking face, take back my money that you pocketed in your wallet and run away, leaving your unconscious body on the fucking floor, for the WASTE OF FUCKING HUMAN FUCKING FLESH THAT YOU FUCKING ARE, YOU FUCKING COCKSUCKING COCKFUCKING PIECE OF FUCKING SHIT!!!
And i'm not being fucking politically correct, fuck political correctness in the fucking ass! This is a true, genuine, pissed off rant! Because I'm tired of looking up FUCKING INFORMATION on the goddamn web, only to get fucked over in the ass by two elephant dicks at once, cumming in it, and taking a fucking shit on my fucking face. I'm fucking TIRED OF THIS SHIT! If quora can be a fucking pretentious dick, then I can be a fucking dick too, and a douchebag. I'm not playing this pussy shit!
Okay, so here's one more image and i'll get into the meat of the goddamn rant and a little backstory...
Wow, way to go you fucktard, fuckbuddy, fuck buck motherfucking, buckfucking fuckbucking piece of fucking shit, no shit motherfucking sherlock, let's publish it in the fucking papers everybody, get the fucking press, HOLY FUCKING SHIT BOYS, GET THE MOTHERFUCKING PRESSES BITCH, THIS FUCKING AUTISTIC CUNT SOLVED THE MOTHERFUCKING CASE BITCH! NO FUCKING SHIT FUCKING SHERLOCK, YOU FUCKING CUNT LICKING, SELF ENTITLED PIECE OF FUCKING SHIT.
Oh wow, and he's a fucking musician too, more fucking evidence that quora is full of fucking pretentious cunts. Why don't you shove that fucking violin of yours or whatever instrument that's in your possession up your fucking ass and out your fucking mouth you pretentious egotistical piece of fucking shit, Vlad the Impaler style, bitch! Goes to show how fucking egotistical musicians are... Even in his fucking bio that's under his username, it states that he's 119 years old, as if he "did" something. Oh fucking wow, you fucking did something, yippee ki yay motherfucker! I did something too, my shit in the toilet is something I fucking did!
Could you give an even more vaguer answer, as if this fucking answer wasn't vague enough. The fucking sarcasm in this fucking post, just fuels me to the goddamn bone. AND IT'S NOT JUST HIM, OTHER STUPID CUNTS TOOK SUIT!
Yeah, like I said, NO FUCKING SHIT FUCKING SHERLOCK. This is like a fucking train wreck! These fucking answers are the equivalent of falling off a fucking mountain after slipping on a fucking moose's shit, and than hitting against some fucking rocks on the way down, breaking numerous bones, and on the way down, you land in a fucking bee hive and they get pissed and shit, so they sting the fuck out of you, and you begin to try to get up but you slip on the fucking ground and fall in the goddamn lake to get away from the bees, only to find that there's a fucking alligator in the fucking lake and you get your fucking ass eaten alive, and that's this fucking site, THAT'S THIS MOTHERFUCKING COCKSUCKING SITE!!! FUCK YOU QUORA, YOU FUCKING STREET SHITTING SHITFUCKERS!
Also, the second answer is another fucking musical faggot as well, this fucking guy had the fucking AUDACITY to link to a Wikipedia article. How fucking lazy can you fucking be, you couldn't atleast quote the fucking article in your answer, no you took the fucking "I'm too fucking lazy route", what a bunch of fucking cunts. The most effort you even put in your answer was disguising the URL in the answer as a phrase, the most you ever fucking did was that! But this is just evidence that these fucking quorans are lazy and they'll just link to other articles! Other times they'll even take sources from other sites without even fucking citing them, fucking quora then again!
Quora is like a fucking echo chamber. They repeat the same thing on every fucking question that's posted there. They want to believe that they're right, and if you dare ask a question that doesn't fit their fucking narrative, they go apeshit and inject fucking politics into your fucking question. And like I said, it's spreading like a fucking disease.
TYPE ANYTHING IN GOOGLE RIGHT NOW! JUST ANYTHING! I kid you fucking not, you could type anything into fucking Google! I've typed almost just about anything that I can think of, EVEN THINGS THAT MOST OTHER PEOPLE WON'T EVEN THINK OF POSTING, and fucking quora (or whora) would pop up, cluttering up the fucking search results. It got so fucking bad, I had to install the extension, Personal Blocklist and blocked the site so I couldn't see it cluttering the fucking results. Like I said ,type anything! Just fucking anything in fucking google, and some dumbfuck already asked a stupid fucking question on that stupid fucking site. IT COULD BE ANYTHING.
ANYTHING!!!!!!!!!!
You could search something simple as looking up what a cat looks like on Google, and there would still be a fucking question on that street shitting fucking site. Probably a stupid fucking question like,
"Does Donald Trump Have A Cat"and then some fucking billion paragraph answer about how Donald Trump is a piece of shit, that has nothing to do with the question, or even better, the search result has nothing to do with the fucking search that I made on google. You could even look up something as random as a fucking spiked unicorn dildo, and there will still be a fucking question about that shit! What the fuck!?
They ask more fucking questions on there than what a fucking child would ask! And speaking of children, THE FUCKING QUESTIONS THAT ARE ASKED ON THE SITE ARE FUCKING STUPID, AND WHAT'S EVEN WORSE IS THAT THE FUCKING RESPONDENTS CAN'T EVEN TELL IF THE PERSON IS TROLLING OR NOT! Perfect example, I would look up on Google (just another example that quora is a fucking search result hog), minding my own business and just wanted to look up some funny meme that I liked, so I typed this phrase in Google to look at some funny memes. It goes like this,
"Why are we still here... Just to suffer?"And fucking whora had to pop up of course, but looking at the responses to the question, it's like these people are so fucking pretentious, they're so caught up in their fucking bullshit, that they CAN'T EVEN DIFFERENTIATE WHAT A TROLL IS OR NOT!!! These fucking guys are so out of touch with their ego, they can't even tell what a fucking troll is or not now!
I almost get the feeling that these people are fucking bots? Like if they are fucking NPCs. I can see why the NPC meme was made, because these fucking people on this site are the epitome of what an NPC actually is! Just mindless fucking sheep who are fucking shills for big corporations and their professions that they list in their bio just brags about how many shill points they've earned! Call me crazy, but I'm literally at the point where I think these people are just bots, because I did hear that these people (don't know if it's true or not) get paid for posting answers, but then that's stupid because if you've listed your profession, why do you need to earn more money. Are you that fucking ungrateful of a greedy fuck, that you need more money?
And to back up my theory about them being bots, I remember reading a rant (yes, i'm not the only one who's ranting about this shit) on Reddit. A particular rant, about this guy looking up questions, and some guy on there asked about some plant and if it's poisonous or not, and half of the fucking answers (as he claimed) didn't have anything to do with the fucking question! Like I think one of them posted an answer about someone's biography and the person just asked if the plant was poisonous or not. I literally cracked up and agreed with this guy's rant when he said something about if these people had a stroke and just posted the wrong answer on the wrong fucking page! And he's exactly fucking right!
UPDATE: found the link: https://www.reddit.com/r/rant/comments/9t08ki/quora_is_one_of_the_worst_fucking_websites_that/
And just thinking about it now, i'm wondering if quora has that many fucking people (or street shitters as I might say) that they can't even maintain and manage the fucking site. I'm guessing this is either a fucking glitch, or like I said, probably bots, the latter most likely being true. If there are that many fucking street shitters on that fucking site (even to the point where they probably have more users than fucking twitter at this point), then I hope their servers fucking crash, burn, and whatever ship that's carrying those servers, crashes and burns and sinks like the fucking titanic. Fuck quora!
And to back up my claim even more! I found this article a while back, before building up this fucking rant, and was surprised to find out that this one fucking user posted 48,000 QUESTIONS ON THE FUCKING SITE! And I agree with him, there is no way, someone has that much fucking free time to ask that many questions on the fucking site. LIKE WHAT THE FUCK, 48K? 48-FUCKIN'-K!!!!???? The person even did the math, he would be asking like 50 questions a fucking day. Is this guy that fucking dumb or fucking retarded that he has that many fucking questions about fucking life. Even if two people ran the fucking account, there is no way someone could ask that many fucking questions. If anything, it would've been more understandable if he posted 48K answers and not questions (knowing how fucking whora is), but still, who would have that fucking free time. NOT EVEN A BIG FUCKING FAMILY SHARING THE ACCOUNT WOULD HAVE THE TIME TO POST ALL THESE FUCKING QUESTIONS!!! THIS GUY HAS MORE FUCKING QUESTIONS THAN ANSWERS FOR FUCK SAKE!
So either two things could be a plausible explanation. Either this guy is a spammer and most of his questions were removed, but quora forgot to update his question count back down to somewhere in the triple digits or even less, or this guy is a fucking bot posting mindless questions. Maybe the questions he's posting is him jerking his fucking ideological mechanical think-tank of a cock to jerk-off to the fucking whora whores, wanting to share the fucking semen with him, for the circlejerk fucking site that fucking whora is.
And you might be saying, "Wow, you're wasting your time ranting about a fucking site and you're looking too much into this!", no fuck you! I'm tired of getting fucked over by this fucking site. I'm tired of seeing this fucking site cluttering my fucking results, and when I do go to quora, the fucking users are pretentious as fuck, posting 600 paragraph or so answers on the fucking site. If they can write a fucking novel long post, then I can make a novel long rant!
This site is also full of assholes who would bash (like I said) the asker, and at times call them out if it doesn't fit their fucking narrative. Now, I'll be honest. I saw a news article a couple months back and on it, the author of the article posted the picture of a dead body. It was disturbing seeing that image (very gruesome/gory) ingrained into my head. I didn't expect to wake up to seeing a news article about that.
So I looked up (I know it doesn't work, but it's self psychology and I was desperate) on ways I can use a psychological process to remedy the disturbing thoughts out of my head. So I searched on Google,
"how to forget about something that you didn't want to see"and of fucking course, whora was one of the top results on the page. So at the time, I didn't mind quora that much, until I went to this fucking page. This one goddamn fucking page... I clicked on the link and a guy asked a question similar to what I have just searched into google. He SAID, that he was watching a documentary, and it featured a killer and they showed pictures of the killer's corpse. The ASKER said that the image unsettled him, disturbed him even, and asked "kindly" on how he can forget about what he just saw.
I want you to guess. Just take a guess... What the responses were...
The respondent called the asker a sick, disgusting piece of shit and that he's sick for having sympathy for the killer instead of actually answering the question and giving an actual answer.
You. You. You, you, you, you... You. You......
YOU MOTHERFUCKING COCKSUCKING, UNSYMPATHETIC, SELFISH, EGOTISTICAL, GNAT SIZED PENIS, FUCKING COCKSUCKING, CUM DRINKING, SEMEN DRINKING, CONDESCENDING, ARROGANT, QUORA WHORE, FUCKING PIECE OF FUCKING SHIT. HOW FUCKING DARE YOU!!!!!!!!!!! HOW MOTHERFUCKING COCKFUCKING-COCKSUCKING, PIRHANA FUCKING, CHICKEN FUCKING, ELEPHANT DICK LICKING, GOAT FUCKING, COCKTIP CLOTHOLE, MONKEY FUCKING, HIPPOPOTAMUS FUCKING PIECE OF ARROGANT FUCKING SHIT SHIT FUCKING DARE YOU!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! YOU MOTHERFUCKING SOYBOY CUCK!!!!!!!!!!! YOU MOTHERFUCKER!!!!!!
IT'S MOTHERFUCKING PIECES OF SHIT LIKE YOU THAT ARE A FUCKING CANCER STAIN TO HUMANITY, YOUR EGO IS FUCKING DISGUSTING, AND I CAN'T BELIEVE GOD HIMSELF FOR A SECOND ALLOWED A PIECE OF FUCKING DEGENERATE SHIT LIKE YOU TO FUCKING EXIST, YOU PRETENTIOUS ARROGANT FUCKING CUNT. DO YOU NOT KNOW WHAT A FUCKING ANSWER IS? DO YOU NOT FUCKING MOTHERFUCKING COCKSUCKING MOTHERFUCKER FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCKING FUCKERFUCK KNOW WHAT THE MOTHERFUCK THAT FUCKING MEANS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
FUCK YOU, FUCK YOUR FAMILY, FUCK YOUR FRIENDS, FUCK YOUR PETS, FUCK EVERYTHING THAT'S RELATIVE TO FUCKING YOU AND I HOPE YOU FUCKING GET CANCER AND DIE IN A FUCKING CAR ACCIDENT AND LET YOUR FUCKING CORPSE BURN FOR THE FUCKING PIECE OF SHIT THAT YOU ARE!!!!!!!!! I HOPE YOU DON'T EVEN GET A FUCKING PROPER BURIAL, AND LET THE FUCKING PIGEONS AND BIRDS AND OTHER ANIMALS TAKE A SHIT AND PISS ON YOUR FUCKING DECEASED CORPSE YOU MOTHERFUCKING CUNT! FUCK YOU!!!!!
FUCK YOOOOOOOOOUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
This is the main fucking reason why I fucking hate this fucking site. Not only that I had my fucking morning ruined after seeing a dead body that I did not want to intentionally fucking see, but instead also, karma had to be a bitch and fuck me in the fucking mouth with this fucking site and apparently "we're" pieces of shit for feeling disturbed at the sight of a dead body. What the fuck is wrong with you, what the actual fuck is fucking wrong with you.
And you call the fucking asker sick, and saying that the killer was still in the wrong, so you're implying that we should rejoice for his death? You just as fucking sick as the fucking killer himself, you motherfucking quora elephantfucking whore!
And I don't remember the fucking link, it's in my history somewhere but I don't want to look through it because it's on the same day I saw that dead body (obviously), and I don't want to ever see that disturbing picture ever again, but this is how I fucking felt that day. All the fucking shit that I've read and dealt with on this fucking site all culminated into this fucking high and mighty fucking cunt. You fucking cunthead, get fucked you cocksucking cuck! And I don't give a shit if i'm being politically incorrect or not! Fuck political correctness, IT CAN SUCK MY FUCKING DICK!
You're goddamn right I called this fucking guy a cuck, you can call me one of these fucking far-right cunts if you fucking want, i'm too pissed to give a fuck right now and just thinking about it makes my fucking blood boil. There's a reason why I made this blog, to fucking rant, and if I never made this blog, I would've fucking exploded! Fuck quora, and fuck the fucking creators!
I was so fucking pissed when I saw that answer, I literally fucking clicked the sign up button and wanted to fucking cuss this fucking asshole out. I didn't care if I offended them or not, fuck these fucking street shitting motherfucking pajeets! If these fucking cow worshiping fuckheads don't give a shit about cunts like this guy, then why should I give a fucking shit about being fucking politically correct. Fucking quorans can't even post a fucking normal answer, instead every fucking answer is a fucking novel long post, that I've seen more entertaining shit on c-span for fuck sake!
But getting back on topic, I wanted to tear this fuckhead a new goddamn asshole and tear that new asshole an even newer fucking one for the fucking piece of shit this fucker is, however sadly, the thread was closed and I can't comment on his fucking reply, which is fucking bullshit! So to add insult to injury, that shit happened, and it made me even fucking angrier.
Thankfully, some guy with "common sense", replied to the fucking answer and said that he went too far and said that he misinterpreted the question, which is a shame, because that answer was way more fucking politically correct than how I would've fucking responded to this cunt! But then this fucking cunt responded and pulled some fucking excuse about how quora should improve the fucking site. You motherfucking cunt! You cocksucking fucking cunt. I bet you even fuck your own fucking sister, how about you get a fucking magnum, put it in your fucking mouth and pull the fucking trigger motherfucker, you degenerate, inbred oaf!
You said that we should rejoice people's deaths! Even if they were killers, it doesn't matter, because the fucking question didn't fit your fucking cuck-bubble narrative of fucking yours. How about we start with you, you motherfucking son of a bitch? How about that? How would you fucking feel if we rejoiced about your death, oh but wait, we're not as fucking sick as you are, and are not as pretentious and high and mighty as you are... So take your fucking self righteous moral fucking cock and shove it up your fucking ass!
This is fucking evidence, that this site is full of fucking assholes. This site is also full of fucking egotistical posters that like to make a fucking godsend of themselves, while riding on their fucking moral dick-ride at fucking Moral Land. Yeah fucking Moral Land, get your fucking tickets, so you can ride the fucking moral merry-go-round dick! Step right up motherfuckers! Dick rides for $5 per person bitches!
I have never in my life seen a site so fucking full of themselves, so fucking abrasive, injecting fucking pretentiousness with a fucking resume list that's as useless as a fucking gardening degree (if they even have one), or a political science degree from a fucking university! It still baffles me that these people are compelled to write fucking novel long posts, and if you get on their fucking bad side, bonus points for a novel long insult as well, you're getting fucked in both ways!
You have motherfuckers stealing sources from other sites without giving them fucking credit. Atleast cite the fucking website you got it from you lazy motherfucker, and even then, that's fucking laziness at it's finest and the pics that I've shown earlier on this fucking blog post is evidence of that!
You have fucking cow worshiping, street shitting, towel wearing, sons of bitches/sons of fucking cunts, with their fucking anti-American agenda, pulling that fucking card. I'm just so sick of it all. I'm not as angry as I was when I started this rant, but you get the gist of it all, this fucking shit is ridiculous.
This site is also a fucking search engine hog, as in, if you search as something simple as a fucking thumbtack, this fucking site shows up in droves, and every time that happens, I want to get a fucking shotgun and fucking off myself! I have never seen such stupid fucking questions in my fucking life, like fucking ever. Like half of these fucking questions are so stupid, not even a fucking child would ask!
And I thought yahoo answers was bad, but this fucking site takes the fucking cake. In fact, quora makes yahoo answers look like a fucking innocent, ask me anything, pen-pal session! This fucking site spreads like cancer! I've used multiple search engines too, and you can't fucking escape it. It shows up on Bing, it shows up on yahoo, etc.
Like I said, if you are here reading this, and also came here because you are fed up with seeing this fucking site in your fucking search results, I can't tell you enough! Download this extension! It's called "Personal Blocklist". You can block sites like quora, and it will never show up in the fucking results, cluttering up the fucking page!!!
And quorans or whatever the fuck you're called, if you're reading this and you so happen to be one of these pretentious motherfuckers reading this, fuck you! If I offended you, I don't give a fuck, in fact I actually did my job, because of all the fucking torment that this site has put me through. So go ahead, put my fucking blog on blast. Ask a fucking dumb question about my blog too. Ask a stupid question, probably something along the lines of,
"Wah, wah, wah, why is beefer daily so mean, they hurt my fucking feelings, wah, wah, wah!"
And then let the answer proceed with the following 600 paragraph, novel long post by a pretentious, egotistical asshole with fucking ten professions listed in his fucking bio that nobody even gives a fuck.
Holy fucking shit, this guy did something, holy fucking shit everybody, we should roll out the red carpet guys!
You did as much shit as the shit I took in the fucking toilet, that's the amount of fucking shit you did. Oh but I know how these fucking quorans work. I bet if these quoran respondents that are reading this are gonna look at my assumption that they're going to post a long, 600 paragraph answer; are actually going to do the exact opposite, because, oh yeah, CUZ IM VERY SMART! Look at all the fucking jerk-off, masturbation degrees that I've got, pointlessly shown in my fucking bio!
I know how your fucking reverse psychology works, get the fuck outta here with this psychological, philosophical bullshit! Fuck quora, I hope the fucking site shuts down and I hope the fucking creator of it dies from fucking cancer for the fucking pain it has caused me and the hassle that it has caused other people like me!
I'll be honest, I used to like quora. It used to actually be useful at one point, and this site looks like it has the potential to be a community where people can come together and discuss and be civil about things, but looking at it now, it's nothing but a fucking leftwing, circlejerk, echo-chamber, jerkfest. The fucking answers on there now feels like asking your parents for advice (not that there's anything wrong with that), but it's like they all have this fucking soccer mom mentality to it now... That or they'll steal or write a fucking pretentious novel long post about how fucking long their penis is!
And they like to even over-complicate the fucking answers for simple fucking questions. You could ask a fucking question as simple as what is 2 + 2 (shout out to the redditor who also said the same thing) and they would reply with the most pretentious, long response, making the fucking reply as verbose as fucking possible and making the asker want to fucking kill themselves! It's almost like a comedy show at this fucking point!
But to this day, I don't know where this fucking quora site came from. It all started with an email from them and they never fucking stopped, to this fucking day after years later, they are still coming, flooding my fucking inbox, while being atop and burying other important emails that could potentially be lost, such as emails from relatives, newsletters, or updates on an amazon order! And I know you could just unsubscribe or just filter those emails to another folder, but I don't feel like going through that process, and also I've been wanting to keep tabs on them lately, just so I could point out the fucking stupidity that goes on in that fucking site through their emails.
So I'll make one more fucking example and this rant is done! I was in a very good mood recently, last week to be exact, I have just re-watched the Dark Knight, and I enjoyed the performance of the characters in the movie, it was breathtaking! I was looking up quotes by Harvey Dent (SPOILER ALERT) from that movie, and looked up the quote he said, "The world is cruel, and the only morality in a cruel world is chance. Unbiased. Unprejudiced. Fair...". It was one of my favorite quotes from the movie and I wanted to look up that quote because I wanted to see what's the meaning behind it, given the fact that Two-Face is a very well-written character in the Batman series.
I looked up this quote and you motherfucker.... I clicked on a link (unknowingly) to quora and came across this post. I want you to read this fucking reply and how fucking distasteful these fucking pretentious godddamn motherFUCKING CUNTS CAN BE! And quite frankly, this ruined my fucking day... Read it for yourself...
Truth be told, this post alone, is literally what caused me to make a rant about this. I've saved the "worst" for last. This fucking post...
Jesus fucking christ almighty, what did I do to deserve this...
This guy just called the Dark Knight, which in my eyes is a masterpiece, and even if you're not a fan of Batman, people can still appreciate the mastermind behind this wonderful film... This motherfucker... Just called this movie a revenge, paranoia film, and punctuated it with the word BS (stands for Bullshit)...
I want to yell.
I want to scream.
I want to punch my monitor.
I want to destroy my fucking room...
I want to set my house on fire...
I want to set the whole fucking world on fire...
Fuck you. Fuck you, you piece of fucking shit. I hope you fucking die, and I hope you slip on your own fucking shit and break your fucking neck. ARE YOU REALLY THIS FUCKING PRETENTIOUS AND FUCKING MOTHERFUCKING COCKSUCKING TONE-DEAF TO APPRECIATE THIS FUCKING MASTERPIECE OF A FUCKING MOVIE, FUCK YOU, AND I DON'T CARE IF IT'S YOUR OPINION, I'M FUCKING DONE WITH FUCKING QUORA! I'M FUCKING DONE WITH YOUR FUCKING SHIT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
I'M SO SICK AND FUCKING TIRED OF SEEING FUCKING QUORANS LIKE THIS MOTHERFUCKER, AND DON'T SAY I'M BEING IMMATURE ABOUT THIS, THIS FUCKING SITE ALONG WITH THE OTHER FUCKING BULLSHIT THAT I'VE LISTED ON THIS FUCKING BLOG POST IS EVIDENT ENOUGH TO PROVE THAT THIS FUCKING POST! THIS MOTHERFUCKING COCKSUCKING MOTHERSUCKING MOTHERFUCKING POST RIGHT HERE IS WHAT CULMINATED INTO THIS MOTHERFUCKING RANT, FUCK QUORA! EVERY TIME I SEE THIS FUCKING SITE I WANT TO PUNCH IT IN THE FUCKING FACE, I WANT TO PUNCH EVERY FUCKING EGOTISTICAL EGOTESTICLE CUNT THAT I'VE SEEN ON THIS FUCKING SITE IN THE FUCKING FACE, SO HARD IN FACT THAT IT BREAKS THEIR FUCKING JAW AND LEAVES THEM FUCKING DISFIGURED!!! I'M SO FUCKING SICK AND FUCKING TIRED OF THIS MOTHERFUCKING SITE!!!
I'M EVEN AFRAID TO SEARCH ANYTHING UP ON FUCKING GOOGLE NOW BECAUSE I'M AFRAID THAT ALMOST EVERYTHING I SEARCH NOW IS FUCKING HOGGED UP BY THIS FUCKING SHIT SITE, THESE FUCKING STREET SHITTING CUNTS! SEARCHING ON GOOGLE NOW TO ME IS THE FUCKING EQUIVALENT OF GOING IN A FUCKING DARK ROOM AND TRYING TO GET THE FUCKING CELLPHONE THAT YOU LOST BUT YOU HAVE TO BE FUCKING CAREFUL BECAUSE IT'S FULL OF FUCKING GORILLA DICKS, AND IF YOU FUCKING TURN OR FUCKING BEND THE WRONG WAY, ONE OF THEM WILL BE IN YOUR FUCKING MOUTH, GIVING YOU A WHOLE SEA OF FUCKING DISEASES TO FUCKING COME!
GOING TO FUCKING GOOGLE IS LIKE PLAYING FUCKING RUSSIAN ROULETTE AT THIS FUCKING POINT. I RATHER GET FUCKED BY A FUCKING DONKEY ON A FUCKING HELICOPTER WHILE IT'S SPINNING OUT OF CONTROL AND THE DONKEY'S DICK THRUSTING ITSELF IN MY FUCKING ASSHOLE HOLE, THEN ME AND THE FUCKING DONKEY FALL OUT THE HELICOPTER AS IT CRASHES INTO THE FUCKING GROUND, EXPLODING IN THE FUCKING PROCESS AND AS WE'RE FALLING, THE DONKEY IS PENETRATING IT'S FUCKING DICK AS FAST AS IT CAN SO I CAN GET PREGNANT (AND YES I'M A FUCKING GUY YOU FUCKING RETARD) AND GIVE BIRTH TO IT'S FUCKING SATAN SPAWN OF A ABOMINATION IN MY FUCKING WOMB, BUT BEFORE HE DOES SO, ME AND THE DONKEY LAND ON A FUCKING STALAGMITE SHAPED ROCK AND WE BOTH GET IN-FUCKING-PALED BY IT, STABBING ME AND THE DONKEY IN THE FUCKING ABDOMEN, WITH THE DONKEY ATOP ME AND I'M AT THE FUCKING BOTTOM, AS IT'S FUCKING INTESTINES FALL OUT IT'S FUCKING IMPALED STOMACH AND LANDS ON MY FUCKING FACE, AS I'M SITTING THERE HELPLESS WITH IT'S FUCKING DICK IN MY FUCKING ASSHOLE, AND THE DONKEY FINALLY CUMMING IN MY FUCKING ASS AND THE DICK PULLS OUT AND THE DONKEY GRABS MY FUCKING FACE AND SAYS,
"WE'RE MARRIED BITCH"
AND THAT'S THIS FUCKING SITE! FUCK QUORA, FUCK THE FUCKING STREET SHITTERS RUNNING THE FUCKING SITE, FUCK THE USERS, FUCK THESE PRETENTIOUS ASSHOLES, THE SITE OWNER CAN CHOKE ON A FUCKING COW'S DICK. FUCK THIS SITE, THE FUCKING OWNER CAN GO FUCK HIMSELF!
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