Beefster Report

You know, some people will say that I have infantile tendencies, but now and again I would often revisit my childhood and just glamor over the bygone memories that had come to pass, especially during the 2000s when everything was (might I say it once again) PEACEFUL, and LEGO is one of those memories. I don't know why, but ever since I was a kid, there was something about owning a LEGO set that felt like royalty to me. It was like fucking owning expensive jewelry. From the very good quality plastic, to the very recognizable logo itself, there's something about LEGO, it's very presence, being just a luxury to your time. Even catching a commercial of one of their LEGO sets is a luxury in itself, it was like a fucking shooting star for me. I'd remember very vaguely seeing LEGO sets now and then at flee markets or garage sales, but what really got me into them was YouTube at the time. Yeah, the once respectable site before talentless, cancerous, woke retards came to be, was...

This is my wallet right now...                 Lego Star Wars: The  Skywalker Saga is the most disappointing thing since my son. I mean how can you fuck up one of the most lovable Lego franchises and just piss on it, take a shit on it, and overall messing up the core values of what made a Lego game a Lego game. It’s like fucking up mashed potatoes, you pour the packet, and boil the wate-               Alright all Plinkett jokes aside, I was so fucking excited for this game ever since it was announced back in 2019. For years, I have always wanted another Lego Star Wars game that covered the entire saga of all the Star Wars movies and as much as I hated the fucking sequels, I still wanted another Lego Star Wars game regardless. The year was 2019, it was E3 of that year, and I didn’t pay no mind to E3 at the time as that was still my falling out with Nintendo during that year. ...

To Verbally Crucify...      Aggression... Aggression is the fucking key... Hurt them, emotionally scar them all. Hurt those who opposed you, make them suffer, make them pay... People always wondered why I'm always angry, why I am always bitter, always have a grudge against people. 2019 is the goddamn answer... But it wasn't always this way... Ever since I was a little tot, I always had an optimistic view of the world. Of course, anyone who goes through their tot years would see the world with such glee. Year after year, I was quite the character, as I was always a people pleaser. Looking back at this insight however makes me cringe, but I was quite a character. I used to always model myself after the characters that I've seen on TV and would try to emulate those moments in the real world, and granted, it has rolled many eyes because of this, however, because I was a child, we all have done stupid and cringeworthy things, so all of this is excusable.      At...