Beefster Report

         Hello ladies and gentlemen, and welcome to a new series that's going to be posted to the blog called " Wacky Videos" , an episodical series where I find videos that are greatly and outrageously offensive to me, and I will just dump them here on this blog. The format will goes as the following: 1.) Just like the picture you see above in this post, each post will start off with a picture of that manner and will feature whatever YouTube avatar, or person in the video's face within the ring of the picture for said appropriate blog post.   2.) The video will be watched all the way through, breaking down every single sentence, and segment through the entire thing, this way I won't be called out for contradicting my own statements. I will make sure every single second and every single sentenced is analyzed, so it'll give me enough fuel to create an argument of my own. 3.) I will enlist timestamps of said video, highlighting the key-points and I will ...

    Alas, I am back from the dead to beat the dead horse once again, my take on Nintendo as a terrible company. You may have read back in my last post about how E3 was the last straw that broke the camel's back for me, as it was a shitty presentation showered with shitty, forgettable 3rd party games, and a sad attempt by Nintendo to innovate with their recent line up of 1st party games, but whatever, at least we have a New Nintendo Switch to be shown off he- Oh wait.... That never happened... Well, back to hating Nintendo again. For years, I've always wondered why so many people hate Nintendo, if these people who hated them were just those elitists who thinks their console and pixel count is superior to others, but as I looked deeper into this matter combined with my own personal experience of getting several of my video's copyrighted on my  𝕛𝕒𝕪𝟟𝟟𝟟𝟝𝟝  account (the YouTube account as mentioned in the " Legacy " post), I've began to realize that Nintendo...

Alas, I am back after watching that so-called long awaited E3 that everyone has been fucking raving about... "A New Nintendo Switch Pro announcement" they said, "New games" they said, and of course, because of that experience from watching the trailer, you can already tell from the title of this blog post, do you honestly think there were any redeeming factors in this entire direct? Nope, not a single fucking one... As expected, the presentation was shit, chalk full of mediocre games that no one gives a fuck about, and a mediocre lineup of games to come, plaguing the eShop. As I sat at my seat, mourning over the loss of Iwata and how much greater this entire generation of Nintendo could've been, I was browsing on eBay for some DS game lot listings, just so I could play all the games that I missed out as a child. I didn't care if it was piracy if I got the r4 cards. Because Nintendo's neglect for putting these beloved cherished games on the system was too...

You know… Honestly… There was one thing that I have held onto for so many years, that one particular thing that I had a very, very, very little ounce of respect for out of the pure fucking hatred for that little national island that is known as Japan. And that company was Nintendo. As much as I hate Japan and still hate them to this fucking day and wish mass genocide for the fucking people who inhabit it, going even as far as to boycotting majority of their products, Nintendo was the only company that I truly had respect and love for, as it was a seed that had been rooted in my heart ever since early childhood.  I'll admit... Until now, I was a huge Nintendo fan. I fucking loved them as a company. I used to buy their products, and everyday I used to play them religiously. I remember when I was 7 years old, when I grew up with flash games back then (Newgrounds, etc.), one of my parents told me about Super Mario. I was wondering who Super Mario was, as I have never heard of that...