France has the Eiffel Tower, Germany has Auschwitz (I'm not stating that as a good thing, it just happens to be a tourist attraction), Italy has the Leaning Tower of Pisa and the Colosseum, Russia has the Saint Petersburg Church, and America has the Statue of Liberty, but because this fucking self entitled island think they're so fucking special, all they're known for is a fucking clock tower (Ooooooh, yeah, next thing you know, a fucking phone booth is a tourist attraction at this fucking point), and a bunch of fucking rocks, give me a fucking break!
Okay, so you may be asking what has gotten my dick in a fucking twist at the very moment that I'm writing this? Well.... Let me fucking elaborate for you... THEY'RE FUCKING EVERYWHERE! LITERALLY MOTHERFUCKING, BANANAFUCKING, HIPPOHUMPING EVERY FUCKING WHERE! Like, give me a fucking break karma, I cannot go on fucking YouTube or search on any search engine without seeing a fucking site that's by the fucking UK, whether it be a fucking search result that ends in that dreadful fucking ".co.uk" in the link, or if it's on YouTube, watching a fucking video. As soon as I click on the first video that plays, that contains the voice of a pretentious egotistical accented group of people, my ears begins to bleed, and in doing so, my dead braincells with it as well. Like, fucking Christ, give me a fucking break, Jesus motherfucking H. fucking Christ!
Every fucking where I go, I cannot go one day without seeing these fucking cunts in my fucking life. Their voices sound fucking gay, and I'm no homophobe, but literally, it sounds like something a gay pretentious person who's ego is at the same levels as fucking Terry A. Davis, would sound like. They're literally in every fucking field you can ever fucking imagine! They're in fucking gaming, in fucking movies, in fucking grilling, they're taking over our fucking American culture and tarnishing it, oversaturating it with their tasteless, trashy culture with their fucking ear grading voices, taking away the American spirit and replacing it with fucking tea and crumpet gibberish! They're even taking over fucking Hollywood! Great, so it's bad enough that you're so fucking obsessed with Japan and like treating them like they're your cumdumpster, but for some reason, one of the biggest and most iconic landmarks of America have been fucking invaded by the fucking brits! LITERALLY HALF THE FUCKING MOVIES COMING OUT NOW IS BEING TAKEN OVER BY THESE FUCKING ROTTEN TEETH, 20- PACKS-OF-CIGARETTES-A-DAY SMOKING, TEA SIPPING LIMEY ACTORS, TAKING ON EITHER THE VARIATION OF IMITATING OUR ACCENT OR JUST BLATANTLY NOT CARING AND JUST STICKING WITH THEIR ACTUAL BRITISH ACCENT IN THE FUCKING MOVIE!
It's gotten so fucking bad that many Americans were getting pissed to the point where they started a petition to boycott Hollywood because of the over abundance of fucking British actors invading fucking cinema!
What is the fucking UK's fascination with our fucking movies! And they use our industry as a tool to ride off of our success, just so they can use us as a lab rat, only for them to turn around the spit in our faces, further poking fun at our fucking culture, disrespecting it, deflowering it, and trashing it even more. Is this the UK's revenge for us winning the battle against them during the revolution? Are they just trying to fucking repopulate within our country, to the point where the average American will be the minority, and sooner or later, one of our future presidents will be a fucking British guy? Because, if that's the fucking case, then that's a fucking scary thing to think about. And fucking trust me, it's happening now. Look at fucking McDonald's, one of the previous CEO's that was an American, is now run by a fucking limey now. We have fucking limeys buying our fucking American businesses and making a huge profit for themselves.
If gay was a race, it would be the fucking brits. If pretentiousness was a race, it would be the fucking brits. If imperialism were a race, well they were the fucking ones who invented imperialism. Their fucking accents are fucking ear-gradingly annoying. They have trash design and their architecture is shittily outdated and it's something that they shouldn't be proud of. Their cities are so fucking boring to the point where fucking Utah looks fucking better than this pathetic island of a country that you call, "The United Kingdom". And of course, you could throw in Australians and New Zealanders into the mix too, but those group of people are nowhere nearly as encountered as the fucking brits! It has almost become the fucking norm now.
The UK is like that one kid who lives in an old beat up house, wears raggedy old torn up jeans, has holes in his shoes, has poor hygiene, and drives a fucking old beat up car, but to make up for it, he comes from a rich fucking multi-million dollar family, as he tries to fit in with everyone else who doesn't have the same amount of money that he has, but in contrast to everyone else, they dress nicely, live in a somewhat nice and modest home, and have good hygiene; only to result in them turning him down and just see him as the uncool kid that no one wants to fucking be around. It fucking baffles me that the UK think they have to fucking balls to think that they're something special, and think that they can pass off like any other country, to the point where they want to think they're more fucking special than any other country in the fucking world, and that everyone should owe this shitty excuse of an island the legacy that it had. I'm sorry to break it to ya, but you're no longer fucking relevant. You're not fucking ancient Rome anymore, you're not fucking Greece, you're no longer the fucking tycoon that you once were, because throughout your shitty history, all you had were shitty Kings that ran that shitty island to the ground, while at the same time, you couldn't keep your nose out of other country's businesses, and you had the fucking BALLS to plaster your fucking shitty, gay looking flag over other countries that you've fucking colonized, where those countries could've prospered on their own without the fucking UK's help.
Who the fuck would want to live in a fucking boring, shitty, tiny little island, with tiny little fucking homes, inhabited by people with teeth more rotten than a fucking hillbilly in the deep parts of the south, with annoying, barely understandable accents, all accompanied by shitty weather environments where there's barely any sun, shitty outdated architecture, no skyscrapers, nor any good looking modest homes, all the while also home to some of the most negative, pessimistic, egotistical, pretentious, emotionless, and non-optimistic people to ever fucking breathe onto God's green earth; compared to the US where it's home to optimistic people, a somewhat stable economy, great foods, mostly sunny skies and big fucking homes/neighborhoods!
As much as the fucking UK likes to fucking bash us and make fun of everything that we do, at least we don't have fucking obnoxious, barely understandable accents, as it seems like the American accent is probably the most clearest the English language has ever been spoken through. Everything we do here is fucking down to earth here. It seems like the UK is the big fucking bully here, because just like the trope coined by TvTropes, the "Sigil Spam", I have never seen a fucking nation that so proudly and obnoxiously advertises itself to the fucking world, bragging about their fucking existence that is the fucking United Kingdom.
No other fucking country does that. How come you don't see Germany do that (well, granted they did that with the Swastika, but that was what one selfish "person" wanted to achieve), you don't see fucking France doing that, you don't see Italy doing that. The only time I would see their flags is if it was on a product from said country or if it was a restaurant, and even then, the abundance is low. I wish I was fucking lying if I told you that I have never seen the fucking Union Jack and the uses of the initials "UK", this much in my entire fucking life! No other fucking country, I swear to fucking Christ, no other country has ever done that. And these fucking people have the fucking nerve to fucking shove it in your face even more by plastering it (like I said) on other countries like Australia, New Zealand, Fiji Islands, and EVEN FUCKING HAWAII!!! And you say that America is overly patriotic, please explain this fucking phenomenon, Britain? You would think that because Hawaii is apart of the United States that it would for fucking once have the American flag in the top right corner of it, but no, it's still the fucking Union Jack!
How come the fuck on, that America (from what I know) never plaster their fucking flag over other country's flags, but yet the UK, despite the constant shit that we get from them, ARE EVEN FUCKING WORSE THAN WE ARE! It's literally them taking over the fucking world! There's no point in taking over the world, to those who want to become future supervillains, because the fucking UK did it for you and thousands of years ago on top of fucking that! They're the real supervillains!
You probably already know how Disney likes buying up companies and milking the fuck out of them for profit, such as buying Marvel, Lucasfilm, and Fox? Well, the UK is the fucking Disney of countries! Instead of buying them, they flat out take over them, hijack their culture with their tea and fucking crumpets, and shamelessly plaster their fucking flag over theirs, just as a final fuck you to their culture because the UK is nothing more than selfish, greedy, egotistical, power-hungry idiots who just want nothing more than to have fucking power over other nations. I'm sorry, I don't think any other country does that, it's always the fucking UK. They're filled with fucking pride, which is one of the seven deadly sins that God fucking hates, and it shows through their fucking egotistical culture.
I'm so sick of fucking America being portrayed as a fucking laughing stock by these people, and you know what, at one point I used to be okay with the fucking limeys, to the point where I actually thought it was cool to come across them a lot on the internet back in the early 2010s, because it was rare to me back then (pre-2010s era) to encounter anyone with a British accent that much, as majority of them had American accents (which was expected). Then, over fucking time, it was around when I was 12 years old, when I'd began to notice the sheer abundance of them, appearing more and more, left and fucking right. I used to watch Minecraft let's plays back then and I'd started noticing, video after video, hearing that same British accent in every single one of them, to the point where it began to get FUCKING ANNOYING! And then that is when my hatred for them began to fucking start... The more and more let's plays I'd began to watch from different YouTubers, over time, I'd began to notice how FUCKING IRRITATING THEY ARE. Literally, video after video, it was a fucking British person, followed by another British person, followed by another, and another, and A-FUCKING-NOTHER. Every video that I click on is always met with a fucking "Ello' chaps, haow ye dooen", over and fucking over again, and hearing their accent over again was beginning to become fucking annoying and grading on the fucking ears.
Then to get away from them altogether, I'd decided to give gaming a break because of their sheer abundance, thinking that I would finally get away from hearing their fucking voices, but NO, it fucking continued on from fucking there. I've then gotten into anime, thinking that I won't be able to see them as much there, but nope... I was dead fucking wrong, almost every fucking anime video had a fucking limey in it. Then I got away from anime, and got into books, and then they'd began to pop up there too! Then I got into fucking movies, and sadly, being the worst fucking offender of them all, THEY'RE THE ONES WHO'S FUCKING PLAGUING HOLLYWOOD! You would think that because these are mostly American movies that are being reviewed, you would expect to see... Oh, I don't know, AMERICANS INTO THIS KIND OF STUFF!? Nope, all fucking limeys! Every single video review, every single filmmaking tutorial, all done by fucking brits! They're like a fucking plague! Every fucking category you can fucking think of, they're into that kind of stuff too! They even go as far as to getting into Texas rodeo! How, the, fuck, is, that, FUCKING POSSIBLE!? Even our American TV shows such as the Simpsons, or majority of the sitcoms, they're more into that than we are as an audience!
What even outrages me even more and what I still don't get to this fucking day is, like I said, how fucking obnoxiously patriotic and over the top they are with portraying their fucking culture towards the world, and it's by putting the initials, "UK", at the end of their fucking names! What the fuck is that all about? Can't you just come up with a normal fucking name? What difference does it make putting the word UK at the end of the name? We don't even do that as fucking much! The only person I know who currently does that (and is successful I might add) is ReviewTechUSA. That's literally the only person I follow on YouTube that has the initial USA at the end of his name and has the American flag associated with it as well, other than that, I don't even know that many fucking YouTubers (let alone anyone in general) that do that, but yet the limeys like to fucking shove it in your fucking face all the fucking time, because they have to let everyone fucking know that they exist, complete with teas, crumpets, artillery cannons, Big Ben, and the fucking Union Jack combined..
Even names that don't make sense, somehow still like to shoehorn the initials in them! Like for example, the lost Hitler child of the anime community, "Gigguk" is a limey YouTuber, and if you can already guess, it has the initial "uk" at the end of the name. How the fuck does that make sense? So is "Gigg" a fucking word now? Were you drunk when you came up with that fucking name and just decided to somehow cram the word "UK" at the end of it, just to milk that fucking shitty country's legacy? Even other names that are just there, but still shoehorn the word, don't make as much sense as fucking well. There was a YouTube channel (I think it got terminated) named "PlayJammerUK", that uploaded OST's from various video games. Still, why put that at the end of your name, why do brits like letting the fucking world know that they fucking exist!? Do we look like we give a fuck!?
And all of this fucking shit just started happening recently. I swear to fucking God, this shit just started happening recently around the 2010s, because before, there were barely any fucking brits that I've seen on the internet back then, but all of a fucking sudden they just started invading the internet, and invading our fucking culture like it's a fucking wildfire! They're the biggest fucking hypocrites in the fucking world. They like to bash and make fun of our so-called "American Football", but yet they like rooting for a faggot sport such as World Football, a sport that barely nobody gives a fucking shit about, and is mostly just soccer playing faggots portraying whatever country they're playing against. They make fun of our culture, laughing and mocking us instead of respecting our fucking culture for what we are, but yet they're fucking quick to turn around and respect other fucking cultures, despite what weird fucking shit they do, to the point where they respect fucking tribesmen more than a advanced civilization that is the United States. Granted, other countries like to bash us as well, but at least those countries don't have the legacy and the status that the fucking UK has, so I just see them as pigeons on powerlines, scoffing at the homeless, but when it comes from a country with a thousand year history of colonizing and imperializing other nations, calling us out for no reason, and might I add, constantly as well, then it's fucking insulting.
They're very understanding with the fact that third-world countries, who's cultures involves with nothing but shitting in the streets, stealing people's kidneys, and eating insects, but yet they're fucking quick to making fun of us, an economically strong country with great food and for the most part, great technology, and just sweep all that under the fucking rug, because we're still fucking losers to them and that frivolous things like drinking fucking tea and going to the pub is far more superior than grilling steaks and BBQ's, and watching the NFL game. The UK has a tendency of making a big deal about fucking trivial things, then turn around and say, "Hey, look at us, we're fucking important, look at me and my fucking flag, look how fucking self-entitled and important I am to the rest of the fucking world!". Go fuck yourselves, Great Britain, go fuck yourselves with a steaming hot, iron-dildo.
Also, for some reason, limeys like using the phrase, "fuck off" more than we do, could you please explain that as well Britain? What is so special about that phrase, I've heard it used so many fucking times by these people. Here we would say things like, "Go fuck yourself", or "Get the fuck out of here", but no, I guess a simple, "fuck off" is enough to pronounce your already existing embodiment of pretentiousness, so go figure... Fucking limeys.
I'm so fucking sick and tired of the fucking mentality that these fucking buckteeth limeys have about us, and to be honest, I wouldn't be that pissed if this were from a country that also has nice skyscrapers to match our cities like Manhattan, a stable economy, state of the art statues like in Chicago, good food, and beautiful weather. To be honest, at a certain point, I might buy your critique of our country and just take it as a subtle jab at us, and I might even take that as a token of respect... But when you're coming from a country that has none of those things, and your country is no bigger than the fucking state of fucking Rhode Island, that in which BARELY pales in comparison in size to ours, and you guys don't even have fucking nuclear weapons, then you need to shut the fuck up, because you don't know what the fuck you're fucking talking about, because the fucking country that you're making fucking fun of, just so happens to be one of the world's superpowers, and all I takes is just one... JUST ONE of our fucking nukes to wipe your fucking pathetic, shitty looking island off the map, sending its soil in hundreds of different directions.
This is literally the one time Nazi Germany did the right thing and that was bombing your shitty pathetic city that is known is fucking London, because your shitty pathetic island was too much of a fucking pussy to fend off for your fucking selves. While you guys were blinded by your own ego and your own pride, the Nazis swooped in and knocked some sense into you, and then when that time did happen, you fucking cowered into your little bunkers in fear, crying like pussies while we did all the fucking work. Fucking America, France, and Russia had more fucking balls than you, while you just stood on the side like little faggots with pea-sized guns. And as much as you guys say that we shouldn't take the credit for beating WWII, we were the ones who helped your sorry asses in winning the war, because without us, your fucking country would've been colonized under German rule, so shut the fuck up and stop biting the hand that feeds you.
What the fuck is so special about having fucking rocks and a shitty looking clock tower by a fucking bridge, with fucking tall red buses? Yeah, those fucking red buses are called "Double Decker" buses. Yeah, because a fucking two-story bus is so fucking unique! These fucking people are so fucking delusional, that they consider a fucking BUS, as a cultural fucking icon... Yeah, I can see why you named it Stonehenge, because the people who came up with the name and the fact that it should be considered a fucking tourist attraction were stoned off their fucking minds. The fucking Maui statues on Easter Island look more fucking interesting than this pathetic excuse of a hot spot that you call a "tourist attraction". Who the fuck would want to eat shitty boring foods like "crumpets", and "fish and chips". Oh yeah, very fucking original. While other countries like Italy have things like, "Stromboli", and "calzone"; and Russia have things like, "stroganoff", and "blinis"; the UK just have "fish and chips"... Yeah, how fucking original. That's really something to be proud of. Might as well make eating peanut butter and crackers something special too... I'm just getting so sick of it all. I'm so sick of going on every fucking YouTube video only for my ears to be met with pure fucking anguish by their pathetic, gay sounding voices, it's getting fucking sickening. And then, the fucking Irish/Scottish side of their country is even fuck worse.
I can hardly understand what the fuck I'm even fucking hearing! And these are fucking native ENGLISH speakers! You would think they would have mastered the concept of pronunciation by now, but no, half of their fucking speech is nothing but incoherent, drunken stupor, that even the lightest Irish accent is still fucking hard to understand. I have to give the benefit of the doubt though, at least Liam Neeson tries to sound American out of the sheer respect for us to clearly understand him. All-in-all, limeys are the fucking worst, and they are one of my most hated groups of fucking people in the fucking world. There are other groups such as the street-shitters and the japs, but I will get to them in a couple articles around the near future, but for now, if I had to rank these group of people that I hate the fucking most in the fucking world, I would say that the fucking limeys are up there with the japs. The japs are my number one most hated race of people, but I would place the limeys as a close second.
Shitty culture, shitty weather, shitty architecture, shitty food, shitty cars, ugly as fuck people, shitty economy, an over-abundance of obnoxious patriotism spewed, the use of "UK", the fucking Union Jack, hypocritical people worshiping other countries yet backstabbing us in the end, hijacking other countries by shamelessly plastering their fucking flag over other people's flags, and a pathetic excuse of a country no bigger than any US state that even fucking Cyprus of all countries have more balls than them. I'm sorry, but after a whole 10 years of long enduring this never-ending turmoil, I had to let it all fucking out. It had to be fucking said, and especially after the first Wacky Videos episode that was posted onto my blog, it further reinstated my hatred for the UK as a whole, as they are a fucking cancer. And just like cancer, they fucking multiply like fucking rabbits. They're fucking everywhere! I'm even seeing them pop up in my fucking neighborhood! In the DEEP south mind you, where I'm based in, and I'm starting to see them pop up in my grocery store! All of this shit is starting to make me lose my mind.
Literally every YouTube video that I watch now, every time I click on it, I literally expect to hear a fucking British accent, because it's what has been ingrained in my head and it's what I have been hearing for 10 fucking years now, and it is now something to be expected from me, psychologically... I'm sorry, I had to piss out all this information, because I am seriously on the edge of becoming fucking mental from all this fucking endurance and I just can't fucking take it anymore. I can't take the constant bashing of our country, their manipulative actions being used against us, and the exploitation of our fucking movie industry, to the point where you don't even see that many fucking American actors anymore! I can name more fucking UK actors on our arsenal than I can count the American actors such as Emma Watson, Tom Holland, Daniel Radcliffe, Gary Oldman, Christian Bale, and fucking more to count. What is it about fucking Hollywood that just attracts so many British people? The classic example of this is Star Wars. Literally, almost every actor in those movies are all fucking British, from Grand Moff Tarkin, C-3P0, Palpatine (well he's a badass, so I'll let that slide), Rey, and pretty much majority of the Imperial Officers. Are you mad because back then in the 80's, and 90's, majority of the villains were always portrayed as British, and you just wanted to become the protagonists? Whatever the case, I was about to go fucking crazy from all this phenomenon that I had to let it all out in this one big post.
Fuck you UK, and fuck your constant, irritating bashing of our country by plastering it all with your pretentious Union Jack.
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