What isn't much to say about America, our cars, our political system more rigged than a slot machine in a casino, our country being portrayed as a scapegoat in the eyes of other countries... Yeah, that's what we're going to talk about today. As I was surfing the web, sipping on a new brand favorite of mine as I've gotten into beer myself and like to chill, I was taken aback over how fucking good and tolerable Blue Moon is, as all my colleagues in my school couldn't stop talking about it, and even recommending me to try it sometime. Over the course of a year, I was shopping for a new pack of beer to buy as I like to try out new beer brands that I come across or just buy whatever is on sale and see where the dart lands on the board.
Well, yesterday, I found a 12-pack of Blue Moon on sale for $10 and I decided to think it would be worth a shot. Sadly, they're available in glass bottle form, as I prefer my beers in cans, but whatever the case, I wanted to finally try it. As I took my first sip out the bottle, I immediately already knew that this was going to be my primary beer brand that I'll go after. Bottle after bottle, it didn't leave a pit in my stomach, it didn't leave a shitty aftertaste, the drinking experience was smooth on the tongue, as if I was drinking divine water from the afterlife, it was a fucking treat.
As I drank bottle after bottle, I was convinced that this was the brand for me. It immediately replaced the previous brand that sat on my personal pedestal, Bud Light as I thought it was an okay brand to binge every once in a while, but this brand just takes the fucking cake. Design wise, the label for the bottles are pretty cool too, I like the use of colors and the big blue moon stamped on the front of it as it screams in a nice font, "BELGIAN WHITE", complimenting the main brand of the logo "BLUE MOON" as it's washed across the white banner, obscuring the blue glow of the night.
As my insides were awashed by the golden brown glow from within the bottle, I wanted to see what everyone else's thought were on the brand as well... Aaand of course, because there's always going to be that one fucking asshole on the internet to ruin everything, I came across this video... Reception for this beer were actually really good from what I've seen. Ranging from okay, or excellent! Then I came across this fucking half-bred limey/aussie abomination on YouTube titled, "Beer Review: Blue Moon Belgian White (the worst beer iv tasted)". Right off the bat, you can already tell from the title that this guy was not the best at spelling in English classes.
Because writing a vile comment nowadays on YouTube will have a tendency of getting the censorship treatment, I'd feel like posting my response to videos like these on a platform of my own lengthens the boundaries of what is supposed and what isn't supposed to be said on any other platform, giving me full control over my words and the power to express whatever the fuck I want.. So other than that, let's get into the review...
Timestamps:
0:00) Ah yes, the old aussie accent, because speaking like an Australian version of Donald Duck is definitely a great way to start off the video.
0:40) And...? Why is that such a surprise to you? Is it because you expect everything to be purely made by the country itself, because you're too biased to go beyond your realm of where it's made and where it isn't? Well then, I guess all these other beer giants in America such as Anheuser-Busch doesn't count then... Despite the fact that they were started from German immigrants to bring us great brands such as Bud Light, Budweiser, Stella Artois, etc. Nah, because it has the American name attached to it, that's too much for you...
0:43) Dafuq are you on? "American Coors Fruit Basket"? "American Cause Fruit Basket"? "American Cars Fruit Basket"? Umm... Okay...?
1:00) And this video should be called, "Aussie Hate America". What the fuck is that?
1:19) And this is the number one problem I have with this fucking biased video... This guy basically generalized an entire country based on the fact that he doesn't like one brand from the country that it came from... Just another typical aussie/limey hating on America because they can, and they like using us as a fucking punching bag. What the fuck did we ever do to you? Is it because you lost the war back in the 18th century? Us colonists kicked your asses back to your fucking pathetic countries to begin with. But because this is an American brand, and because you stated that if it said American on it, you wouldn't have bought it. How, fucking, biased... Can you fucking be!? You definitely should've changed the title to, "I Hate America", because that's what this fucking biased video is, just another excuse to bash a country that's just trying to grow just like everybody else...
1:27) Jesus fucking Christ man, did you wake up this morning with a bunch of fucking cotton balls in your mouth? I can barely understand what the fuck you're saying. "Half a meat-pie"? Were you literally drunk when you made this?
1:31) I appreciate your poor effort in trying to construct a proper insult for our country. Half a meat-pie, two fruit baskets and the American flag, wonderful.
1:38) Really? From what I've heard, everybody liked it, taste-wise and everything, and even the ones that didn't, they still had a valid reason not to like it and not resort to insulting our country, but considering the fact that your country makes shitty tasting products like this...
Yeah... That's not something to be proud of Australia...
1:42) "Yeah, even though there are some shitty Belgian beer brands as well and I might accept it, but because it's made in AMERICA!? How dare they!". You act like you bought a product from Nazi Germany, get the fuck over yourself you biased aussie fuck!
1:57) Just like any other beer in general, but what do we know? We're America, so apparently we have no say in this...
2:02) Wow, even the video cuts off at the end mid-sentence, that shows the pure competency of what kind of a half-brained, half-bred hick of a person this aussie is.
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And that's, that... Whatever you do folks, don't subscribe to this guy's fucking channel. I haven't seen this guy's other videos, but it's probably the same fucking thing, if it's from America, he ain't drinking it. I thought in the new decade of the 2020s, these limeys would look past their biased view and try things from all different kinds of backgrounds, but no, they just continue to beat the dead decomposing corpse of the horse until they get enough blood out of it, until it is fucking milked completely dry. If you really think about it, it's just racism under another form, where instead of the color of the skin, it's the nationality of where a fucking product comes from. Which is ironic, if you so-called hate America so much, why do you have Red Dead Redemption 2 videos up on your channel? It's an American game, made by an American publishing company, and it's centered around, fictionally, historically and culturally around the faded civil war of America. What, were you butthurt over something that was said or done to you by another player in the multiplayer portion of the game to the point where you just said fuck it?
You wanna know what's even funnier though? Australia was a country that were home of the Aboriginals, and was also colonized by Britain as well, making it technically a counterpart to America. Similar history, similar natives to the land, and even the country itself is in a way about the same size as us, so what difference does that make from our country and yours? Oh, it's because you have a British accent and your guy's accent is similar to the limeys, so that passes as an excuse to still bash us as a country in general. Go fuck yourself, eat your Vegemite, and fuck your pet kangaroo in your backyard you inbred aussie fuck!
Until next time, I'm signing out!
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